#mod kapt

Why do you guys do these things to me

Crow: He completely froze when you took your last breath in his arms, succumbing to your bullet wounds. Something changed in Crow that day. Something snapped inside of him that day. His heart died with you. He became this genocidal maniac with no regard for life anymore. If you couldn't live then he'd make sure noone else did.

Becky: Like Crow, she's vengeful. Seeing you impaled through your stomach and slowly bleed out while she couldn't get to you and help you completely broke her. She was determined to avenge you, no matter the cost.

Malice: she couldn't get over it. How could she? She was more in agony than anything else. She tried to drink herself to death, but alcohol could never make her forget about what she saw.

Scorpior: They held your lifeless body, unable to process what's happening. They stared....and they stared....and then gently placed you down. They have a reason to kill....and they'll do it.

Mechano: He just. Grieves like a normal person, he's not vengeful. He knows that no amount of damage he could do in the world would bring you back.

Crow: Bro he is just as adventurous as you, you wanna go scout out a haunted mansion and get attacked by ghosts so you have to s u c c them up with a vacuum cleaner? Done. You wanna go to the bottom of the ocean and fight a shark? Of course! No idea is stupid to him because he's 65% a himbo, just lacking the buff requirement

Mack: You know what? He's down for it most of the time when it's not dangerous to you, he's got a bunch of lives but you don't. He plays it pretty safe most of the time but not when it comes to ghosts. "FUCK YOU GOATMAN"

Mayapple: She'd love to go with you when she isn't busy with work! There are a few things that scare her about the places you'll go but that's what her sword and power armor is for.

Becky: What_the_fuck.jpeg She doesn't even remotely understand why you want to go to certain places. But she'll go with you anyway to make sure you don't get killed out there. She has no clue about how you're remotely alive right now.

Malice: She finds it kinda cute how you wanna go all these dangerous places. She doesn't go with you most of the time because it's not her style, but she'll make exceptions for you! She's casted a few protections spells on you so she wouldn't be worried about you getting hurt.

Scorpior: "Scorpior does not understand this form of entertainment but will go with (y/n) anyway!!!" They're armed with an arm cannon so they aren't too worried about something bad happening. They are Scorpior! They will only protect their small s/o!

Dash: oh HELL yeah adventure time, come on grab your bee. He loves going on these adventures with you! Its right up his alley, being dumb after midnight with some packed sandwiches.

Mechano: He just kinda looks at you weirdly when you tell him where you're going. But hey, he's not one to judge, he just wants you to be careful out there.

Guryon: He also would give you a weird look, but would go with you if he feels it's too dangerous for you to go alone. He cares a lot about your safety!!!

Tephra: She did NOT like the idea of you going out to a dangerous place all alone at all. She's too busy with work to ever go with you, so she just sends Kaptain Man and a few guards to look out for you if things get dicey. She would never try to restrict you from leaving, because it's not her choice if you want to go out or not.

Crow: psh. PSH. You think you can give this guy a heartattack????? "You canno- wait no don't drink the grenade fluid it'S CORROSIVE N O-"

Mack: He has never said what the fuck (y/n) so many times in one day before. He's very concerned about your health. "I'm going to eat this WHOLE ROTISSERIE CHICKEN" "dude........what the fuck (y/n)"

Mayapple: UM.PNG? She does not like this one bit!!!! No sir!!! She loves you but she wants you to take better care of yourself and not do this to scare her.

Becky: This is the first time anyone has ever scared her so much. She has to keep you on a LEASH. "I don't how you- AAA- YOU BETTER STOP. S T O P."

Malice: it's funny to her at first but then you started to scare her. She doesn't think it's funny anymore.

Scorpior: UHHH..... SCORPIOR IS CONCERNED!!!!! Please stop scaring them it's not nice and they wanna cry but they can't

Dash: you think he won't do the same back to you? Foolish

Mechano: he just thinks it's just games you like to play and that you'll never actually get yourself hurt.

Guryon: this guy on the other hand? You scare him, he cares so much about your safety that he has to have multiple talks with you about it.

Tephra: she's a sort of "if you keep trying to get yourself killed I will oblige and kill you first" person but she'd never actually do that.

Sure! This one's gonna be a long one.

Crow: This guy right here is a complete nervous wreck before proposing to you. I mean, he's a villain for god sake! He probably did something extravagant to propose to you, knowing him. Probably got down on one knee after some fireworks shows. You said yes. Of course you said yes! He is Crow after all!

At the wedding he was secretly terrified that you'd change your mind and run off. Of course, his fear was thrown out the window when you started walking down the aisle. The cops probably showed up after you both were pronounced husband and wife/husband/spouse, but what can you do?

Becky: You both had a conversation about it beforehand, so the proposal itself wouldn't be too special. Y'all went out to dinner, Becky got on one knee with a ring, you chuckled and pulled out the ring YOU were gonna propose with. It was cute, you got a small smile and a laugh out of her, so that was nice.

The wedding would be traditional and completely formal, anything less than formal attire and a guest would be shot on sight. (Yes she put that on the invitations)

Malice: This smug ass lady would be confident enough to ask you anywhere, she knew you loved her and you'd accept, but she'd still do something special. She took you to the movies, you went to dinner, she asked the waiter to hide the ring in your dessert. When your dessert came out, you were met with a cute engagement ring sat right on top of it.

The wedding wouldn't be too traditional, there's colors like blue, yellow, and two colors of your choice. She wore this tuxedo/dress mix. (Garnet's wedding attire is the best example) Y'all had to rock paper scissors over who walks down the aisle with a bouquet. In the end, you both decided to walk down the aisle together.

Scorpior: You had to propose to them, because they had no clue how proposals and weddings worked. They are Scorpior! They have had no need to know! Until you came along of course. They accepted your proposal after a brief explanation, they'd love to spend the rest of your life with you!

I'ma be honest, the wedding is pretty difficult to think about. It's probably a mix of Insektian traditional and your idea of traditional.

Mechano: He casually asked if you wanted to get married, you were taken aback by the sheer calmness of the proposal. (I mean fuck that's all I got for this guy, this guy is an enigma to me. I'm really sorry)

Tephra: It was so funny watching her, a huge woman, holding a tiny wedding ring to you over a pile of defeated minions. She has no chill, she prepared a whole 30 minute monologue for this. When you accepted, she picked you up with ease and ran to go start planning.

Sure thing! (Also disclaimer, the specific cultural events that I use in this list are NOT canon, I'm just a sappy bitch)

Mack: He had to hype himself up to propose to you, this man is really struggling beforehand. He had the ring ready and everything but he just. Had no clue when the right time would be or what to say. Finally, the moment arrived. Y'all were in full view of the annual Macro City firework show, and that's when he proposed to you!

The wedding day finally came and he was just as nervous, he looked his absolute best and everything was pretty well planned. He probably cried when you both said your vows.

Dash: Look at this overly confident motherfucker right here. He was so nonchalant about it, he knew exactly what he was gonna say and when to say it! He proposed at the Insektian Fall Harvest Festival, and definitely made a fool of himself. Whether he missaid a word, or just tripped when getting on one knee, it was hilarious.

Wedding rolls around, he is TOTALLY not nervous. (yes he is) He paced around while getting ready, hoping he doesn't trip and fall like he did at the festival. Surprise! He didn't fall! You exchanged vows, the after party was rockin', it was great!

Guryon: Honestly, he doesn't want to make a big deal out of it and put you on the spot in public. So he'd propose on Christmas when you're both exchanging gifts. He put the ring in a box with a sweet note to you on the wrapping paper and patiently waited for you to open it.

The wedding would be a pure white winter wedding. (Because it's always winter in winterdown) Nothing really went wrong. It was a good day all around!

Kaptain Man: It's manly to cry while proposing, shut up. He proposed to you under the same cherry blossom tree he confessed his love to you a few years ago. This man made and read out a whole poem to you before getting on one knee, I'm telling you guys, gals, and nonbinary pals he's a keeper.