#nedstarking

they’re both a bit long. but since you said pls, I can’t say noThe 1st time was when I was a little kid, I had announced to my parents that I was running away, because they, did something to piss me off I don’t remember. My dad’s a counselor tho, so I’ve been raised to talk through everything. So when I told them, he just sat me down, asked why, where was I gonna go, how long I was gonna stay out and sustain myself, basically made me realize the flaws in my plan. I wasn’t gonna let him get me down tho, so I told him no I was still going, to which I then proceeded to ask my Mom to pack my things for me, and give me a ride to my grandmas house so I could run away. So, she did and I spent the night there, and they picked me up the next day and took me home. And that’s how I ran away from home haha.The 2nd time, I think I was 16, this was at nighttime btw and again, started off with me being pissed at my parents for some reason, so I just walked out the door, slamming it and all. Around 30 min later, my parents realized I hadn’t  come back, so they called me, I didn’t answer, they called all my friends, they hadn’t seen me either. So they panicked. They then had my friends (they all  lived in my neighborhood btw) come to my house, and they devised a little search party, where they went around the block yelling for me, up and down the streets for a while, until finally to no avail. My parents then returned home (they were tired), while a couple of my friends stayed out for a bit longer volunteering to look for me for a little while longer, and they’d tell my parents if anything happened. Then, about 20 minutes later, I stumbled inside, to find everyone shocked by me presence, immediately I was met with yelling, demanding  to know where I was.  I then explained that this whole time, not joking, I was sleeping in the bed of my dads truck. Yup. I didn’t hear them call for me, and my dad even took the truck out around the block, and returned home disappointed, with me sleeping in the bed the whole time. I then called my friends, explained what had happened, and they all thought it was hilarious, except for my parents of course tho haha.

yes! xkit is the best thing that has happened to tumblr since missing e went all psycho

loling at the things some people say on the tags..

me: no

oh no i'm not watching anything :( i'm just reading stuff that lucky people post on tumblr about sdcc :(