#nedden

if you listen to the lyric you will understand :,) 🇩🇰💔🇳🇱

been thinking about nedden recently and I just wanna ask if you have any nedden hcs you wanna share cause yo looking through your reposts mentioning them (and norway!!) is so fun lik yes. Yes oomf youre so damn right.

when i doubt the existence of nedden fans in the big 26 but i know my goat nescafes got me 🙏

Okay what a massive compliment and what a wonderful one to wake up to. I cannot thank you enough bubba 😭 I'm so glad to know there's people out there that are being plagued by those ridiculous men too. Honest to fucking god those two make me want to get violent and boy howdy do I have some thoughts on them ('some' I say while cry-laughing over a scotch done neat)

- as I've decided to carve into the universe (of ao3) in my fics and various rambles like a prophetic vision, Dan has tattoos via Ned as a passive kind of claim (but that totally absolutely means nothing guys, it'd be super gay if it did) not only does he like colouring in his work on Mathias, but will spend all night tracing the ink work with his fingers when Mads is asleep. (Wait fuck where do i start on that one)

- Dan doesn't sleep well ever, certainly not in his own bed and only ever gets more than 3 hours if he's in either Nor or Ned's bed. For Ned that's a huge stroke to his ego because he knows he's a fp, also he's a bigger cuddler than Dan, unconscious behaviour entirely but they will wake up tangled.

- Easily fit each others clothes despite Ned being longer and Dan more built, they steal each others shit all the time and will rock up to meetings accidentally wearing each others preplanned fits.

- Mathias has given up on trying to tell Ned to replace things, he'll do it himself and buy something more high quality- some kind of sugar daddy behaviour for your bestest friend ever like a fucking-

- They just need to look at each other and they already know wtf is up, they'll slip out mid meeting for a 'smoke' break where their 'oral fixation' is 100% related to nicotine, totally

- Ned's bunnies love it when Dan comes over and they basically think he's mother. He spoils them rotten when he's over, was absolutely shit at watching over his own kind and is reluctant to get a pet because he is self aware of how he exists to some degree, but he will go above and beyond for Ned's fur babies

- Both have keys to each others many homes, Mathias is more likely to make himself at home and go to one of Ned's places for a break from everything; bc it's a safe place for him, even if Ned's not in the particular home he's chosen to go to. Mads looks after the space and really likes being around his i'm-so-normal-about-you besties belongings.