#aph faroes

"I met a strange girl today. I can't remember her name, but she had a weapon through her head while we were passing the inter-universal tunnel. I offered to help her, but she politely declined and told me that she's used to this happening. The girl continued to walk past me, leaving small drops of blood.

Whatever universe SHE'S from, I bet it's not kind to her..."

@sinnyclair  Here’s Greenland and your oc, Faroe Islands!

“Well, I just celebrated MY birthday this year. But this hurt a lot more than the other years. Not even Svalbard and Iceland were able to show up. The two people I confide in the most, were not able to even send me a message. It’s as if this is a sick cosmic joke. Every year, I make preparations, KNOWING  that they’ll be in vain.Why I do this to myself, I don’t know. While Flag Day on the islands was fun, I’d enjoyed it more if someone actually bothered to remember my birthday.

I care about you.

I appreciate who you are.

I'd be devastated if anything bad happened to you.

And I will do everything in my power to protect you and keep you safe.

Please remember this!!

England: Thanks for letting me occupy you, now run along and be a good girl who doesn't associate with DIRTY BOYS who only want ONE THING.

Faroes: Yeah sure, whatever. Oh hey, that ship looks familiar.

Faroes and Åland: *eyesex*

Faroes and Åland: *blatant invading of each other's personal space*

Faroes and Åland: *nauseatingly adorable flirting*

Faroes: We are just such good friends! *touches him unnecessarily for the nth time*

Åland: Friends, yes, that is the exact word I would use.*deeply gazes at her for longer than anyone would consider polite*

Åland: Hey I just met you

Åland: And this is crazy

Åland: But I just saved you from Nazi Germany