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 Totally feeling like college isn’t preparing me for shitttt. What is good?

If you ever have the chance to go to Sequoia National Park and Kings Canyon -- don’t even hesitate. 100% recommend. The weather was simply perfect as we walked around in the midst of majestic giants. How humbling it was to be amongst these trees that are thousands of years old. So many amazing sights we got to witness. The waterfalls, the meadows, the trails, the rivers and mountains... Just wonderful. Moro Rock was painful, I won’t lie, but it was so worth it once we got to the top. I now understand why it’s so famous in the first place. I can only hope your weekend was as exciting. 

In Germany, cops get lots of phone calls lately because apparently hedgehogs are totes mating and they make tons of noise. And so I wonder exactly what kind of sound they make??? Like damn, it must be fucking loud if people are like calling the cops because they’re scared of what it might be. And now I def want to google that shit and hear it for myself. 

What have I been up to recently? I know you’re all dying to know. But-- it’s none of your business.~. Just know that I’ve never looked better, been happier, or more fulfilled in my life. Cheers.

I can’t really say I’ve ever had this feeling of finally getting settled, and somehow it’s freaking me out a little how well things are going. Well, nothing to do but to enjoy until the other shoe drops, I suppose.

Who would’ve thought going back to school would be so exhausting? (I did but I tried to ignore that intuition). I should’ve waited until the fall to start but, here I am. Also, don’t tell your kids you’re going to school because they’ll start thinking they can boss you around and  tell you that you can’t watch tv until you finish your homework.

Good lord, some boys truly are disgusting.

I FUCKED THE POLICE