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Twin Peaks

“A new era is approaching...”

NCIS: LOS ANGELES (2009 - PRESENT) Season 14 Promotional Images

*shows up to a micro ship eight years late with Starbucks*: traffic, ya know?

Not going to lie, they had me at “cute girl with a gun”. What else was I supposed to do? NOT ship it? That would be ridiculous.

occam’s razor says (COMPLETE on AO3) Fandom: NCIS: Los Angeles Word Count: 8114

Summary:

Marty Deeks is a detective. He detects.

He just never expected to detect something that no one else on the team has noticed. And HOW have Eric, Kensi, Sam and Hetty not picked up on what’s happening right in front of them? Especially Hetty.

Hetty is supposed to know everything.

Aka: 4 times Deeks thinks that there’s potentially a chance that maybe Nell and Callen are secretly in a relationship, possibly? And the one time confirmation stares him in the face.

Neric driving into the sunset 

Rummaging through through her junk drawer in the bathroom, she quickly finds what she was looking for and grabs the piece of string she has laid out on the vanity. Her mismatched orbs dart to the door, making sure her husband hasn’t entered their room. 

Seeing as though the coast is clear a smirk plays at the brunette’s lips as her attention turns back to the task at hand. Taking one end of the black robe that was meant to be a belt for her jumper, she ties the small string to it and proceeds to lay out the rope on the bathroom floor. 

With the string in hand, the agent takes a small step into their bedroom, finding the doorknob of the bathroom door and tying the string around it before shutting the door completely.

“Babe! Babe!” She can hear him quickly scramble to his feet and has to school her features as he stumbles into their room with a hairdo that strongly resembles a perm. 

“What?”

“There’s a snake in the bathroom.” 

His brow furrows in confusion. Something fishy’s going on here and he’s not sure what it is. “Why are calling me to come get it? You’re the sniper.” 

“Do you see my gun?”

A smirk curls at his lips at her comment. Never in his life, even his college days did he feel so much like a horny teen as he did when he met one Kensi Marie Blye…Deeks. “I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”

She can’t deny the heat that pools in her lower belly at his innuendo. Forget college Kensi, Kensi Marie Blye now Deeks is the horniest she’s ever been and its all thanks to him. Quickly shaking herself of her hot and bothered state or rather pushing it to the back burner for later, she rolls her eyes and points towards the door. “Just…look.”

“Okay, but if I shit myself you’re cleaning it up.”

He begrudgingly reaches for the door knob, taking a deep breath before slowly pulling the door open. As soon as he does the “snake” starts moving towards him and he lets out a high pitched squeal before running backwards, almost running into his wife whose clutching her stomach in laughter. 

The sudden realization that he just got played washes over him. “Why I oughta.” 

Before she can say anything he’s tackling her to the bed, pinning her beneath him. “So is this the part where you show me your gun?”

Shaking his head, he feels the heat spread to a specific part of his anatomy, especially with her biting her lip like that. “Ohhh, I’m gonna do a lot more than show it to you.”