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“Change is inevitable like the seasons…I suggest you embrace it.”
~ Dr. Donald “Ducky” Mallard, NCIS
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“Change is inevitable like the seasons…I suggest you embrace it.”
~ Dr. Donald “Ducky” Mallard, NCIS
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I just love it! When Tiva ends I won’t believe in love anymore.
Ziva: So the bromance is over?
Tony: There was no bromance.
Ziva: You had a fling.
Tony: Guys don’t have flings, they hang out.
Ziva: Things were hanging out? That is disgusting.
NCIS: Season 16, Episode 17... Silent Service
Jack Sloane : Well, I know exactly what I'm gonna do when I retire. Buy a beach bar. Surf all day, and margaritas 'till sun-up.
Nick Torres : Oh, man, I can definitely get behind that.
Timothy McGee : You surf, Nick?
Nick Torres : I was talking about the margaritas.
Timothy McGee : Ah.
Nick Torres : But honestly, I, uh, I've never really thought about retirement.
Jack Sloane : Well, that definitely sounds like a surfer's mentality.
Timothy McGee : Nick, you gotta get on that. I mean, I've been saving for my retirement since I was fourteen years old.
Nick Torres : Oh, yeah, but you also have issues.
Jack Sloane : And that's my cue to leave. I was never a big fan of "The Odd Couple".
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Ducky: So, where were we?
Jimmy: Pornography.
Ducky: I believe it was photography, Mr. Palmer. Kindly try to keep your mind out of the gutter.
NCIS — Season 2 {Sentence Starters}
“Talk. Make sense.“
“I'm going to kill you.“
“What? This bothers you?“
“There's easier ways to die.”
“You're right, we are doomed.”
“Are you always a smart-ass?”
“ ‘Hate’ 's a pretty strong word.”
“God, I hate this thing! It's crap!“
“I'll make sure they don't notice!”
“It wasn't stealing, it was sharing.”
“Wow, I'm amazed you found that.“
“Oh, you should have let him squirm.“
“You know, you didn't have to yell at him.“
“I think he's finally starting to warm up to me.“
“It's not that hard, so I'll probably do it myself.”
“I can't believe you actually know these things.“
“Okay. Do you want me to kiss it or something?“
“Yeah. It's scary how impressed you are by that!”
“Please don't insult me by telling me he escaped.”
“Don't let him intimidate you. That's my job today.“
“Can't you tell when someone's kidding with you?”
“No, no. I'm going to hell just listening to all of this.“
“Hold on to that feeling and you're gonna be just fine.”
“You will not die, you got that? I said, you will not die.”
“Anyone ever told you you're an insufferable bastard?“
“You're wasting your time. Doesn't bother me anymore.”
“Unlike the living, when the dead speak, they do not lie.“
“We've got problems... someone's trying to kill us, again.“
“Well, I got some good news, and some bad news for you.”
“No, what bothers me is that it doesn't bother me anymore!“
“In my defense, I thought he was exaggerating... he wasn't.“
“Like, what are we on, a space ship? Windows should open!“
“I don't know if you want to see this, but you probably should...“
“You have two seconds to tell me what you're doing down there!“
“You have any idea where thinking like this is going to lead you?“
“Really? And all this time, I thought it was because I'm a bastard.“
“Any more food fights in here, I'm joining in. With peas. In the can.”
“Excuse me. Show a little respect, this is a place of peace and dignity.“
“Wow, I thought you were the only one who could piss him off like that.“
“Nothing says ‘welcome to manhood’ as perfectly as a skillful lapdance.“
“Realizing how sad this sounds, you're the closest thing I have to a friend.”
“Do you want the truth, or do you want me to lie to you to, uh... ease the burden of your own self-loathing?”
quinn: “Do you believe in miracles?”
gibbs: “No.”
quinn: “You believe in Abby?”
gibbs: “With all my heart.”