Thats not a command its a suggestion its just nice i like it

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also i lov vargen so much as well but reinard is just a bit more smonchable imo

fudge, i am so, so sorry. i really hope the donation post builds up notes, honestly do

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

there is a specific rule in the kitchen at the studio, we dont let bendy cook anything cuz he thinks that “cooked” means “it gotta be burned”, of course...nothing stops him , he can bake with help tho so i think sammy could do it

on the other hand .....sammy is a shy bean that cant work right if rushed so when he tries cooking something for michael he sets one of the pots on fire. Michael cant really bake but he buys him cookies too, or cake.

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

sammy gets his clothes stolen constantly, one day bendy will be wearing his sweater and other days Michael just took 4 of his ties and is wearing them all at the same time , he doesnt get a break 

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

BENDY DOESNT REALLY HAVE A LAST NAME BUT HE WOULD DO IT, he would keep calling himself “bendy of lawrence” and daydream all the time . Michael has....a bad relationship with his last name so he would kinda ask sammy´s permission to refer himself as Michael Lawrence cuz Comfort....

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

again, Sammy has ...............no courage to just go an tell someone “hey i like you” , he just gets lovesick and hopes to be swallowed by the ground if any of his crushes get close to him, Bendy would just be direct and straight up kiss him cuz He Knows

Michael well, its a bit complicated they kinda taunt eachother till they just cant keep pretending they wanna make eachother´s lives impossible and cry and confess , the usual soft angst gay shit ya know.

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

both.....bad,sadly

i literally cannot picture Bendy and Sammy as parents cuz ...........one is a demon, the other a perfectionist and obsessive composer/musician that cant stand distractions at all (and most likely? pretty young compared to his coworkers in my head), maybe if they sat down one day and talked it out and stuff...MAYBE, but i doubt it with their attitudes, they find babies cute tho.

Michael is absolutely traumatized with parents (especially anything regarding fathers) , he really enjoys making children happy but he doesnt think hes mature enough himself to ever take care of one without like, fucking up  and panicking .

maybe the three together??? maybe they can balance each other out.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

already answered but ya know damn right bendy and michael just go around making bad puns TOGETHER, UNSTOPPABLE.

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

i was gonna say bendy and michael cheer but real talk? i can absolutely see Sammy just pouring his heart out and scream at the top of his lungs to cheer on Bendy , like he just adores him of course he would 

Sammy cheering at Michael would only come at when Michael is like devastated and hopeless and Sammy is just like “HEY GET THE FUCK UP I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT YOU FUCKING CLOWN, I LOVE YOU !!??” and Micha just smiles at him like “aw :^)”

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

When Sammy´s bday approaches , Bendy is just like FUCK IT WE ARE GOING TO CONEY ISLAND of course, and boom Sammy wakes up on car and Michael is driving , we are going on a roadtrip babe

the roadtrip includes :

getting lost

driving into a tree

eating junk food for 2 days

bendy stopping the car every half hour because he just wants to look at Every Single Thing in the road cuz oh wow!!!! america??? earth???

getting there either too early or too late.................and forgetting sunscreen

i think taking pictures would be hard but they do it at the park