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Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā ā„ And soon I was his baby, My god I was naive, Cause he was fine and he was mine, I simply couldn't leave. One day I came home early and found him in a chair, But over him sat my best friend, And guess what she did there. Well I know I had it coming, I knew I was a fool, Cause he really made me trust him And he really made me drool, He made me feel important, He knew just what to say, But you can bet your ass I really made him pay. Well I didn't care about her, I let her run away, He said 'oh please I'm sorry' And I said 'but you will pay.' Then he tried to escape me, but I was far ahead, I found a knife and took his life, Oh god how much he bled. And then I cut him up in pieces, My handsome charming midge, I sorted him in big black bags, and put him in the fridge. Now I am a man-eater, in more than just one way... He tastes like pig, but that's okay, I eat him every day. Well I know I had it coming, I knew I was a fool, Cause he really made me trust him And he really made me drool, He made me feel important, He knew just what to say, But you can bet your ass I really made him pay. // BLACK WIDOW (2014) #1 + Maneater (see also this post)