#nathan walker

they’re a professional ice hockey team. they’re all freaks. they have a line exclusively referred to by an acronym with another meaning just because the announcers clearly think it’s funny. some of their most iconic pairs consist of nicest guy you’ve ever met + complete asshole who really likes his teammates. they can’t spell or read. most of them don’t know more than 3 digits of pi. they all purposefully act gay for each other in several pr videos. half of them are from ontario or europe. they can blow a lead after scoring 4 goals in a row but they refuse to lose a winter classic. they have trauma from their players fainting on the bench. i didn’t say a name but they popped into your head didn’t they

it's kinda crazy the only australian nhler wasnt born in australia and the only nhler born in australia isn't australian