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#ashclash answers <- self explanatory. i answer asks. duh.
#storytime with ash <- i tell you a story about my day. could be the most insane shit you've ever read. i tend to have that affect on people.
#ash has friends <- any interactions with friends. they might also get their own tags too. depends on how close we are. and the slightly more sinister tag...
#ash fucking hates you <- interactions with enemies. not commonly used, but hey? might as well have it, just in case.
#daniela messages <- oh yeah, that demon inside me? yeah she likes to post on occasion. don't worry too much about it. (did i not mention that part?)
#listening in <- gossip i might've heard. goes hand in hand with storytime, really.
#soundwaves <- music. playlists, songs whatever, it's all there.
#graphic talk <- i have weird hobbies. sometimes i like to talk about them
#regular hobbies <- the non graphic hobbies. like engineering. i do that sometimes.
#ash rants <- what do you fucking think.
#here's to progress <- any and all posts relating to me before i got out of HYDRA
#polymerclasher <- any and all posts by me.
#those fucking agents i hate <- those fucking agents i hate. usually accompanied by the enemies tag. no its not enemies to lovers stop fucking askin'.
#engineer extraordinaire <- that Peter guy? dunno if he has a last name. kinda hope i don't meet another Peter so they don't get mixed up. he's does some insane shit and seems to have... zero self preservation instincts. yet somehow manages to mother hen me all the same. but i enjoy his company so...?
#demon who i fucking hate <- general posts about Daniela, not posted by her. sometimes posted by her. depends on how nice she feels about my organization.
#serial numbers <- people i used to be sent on missions with. back when... when i was a weapon, for lack of a better term. i only ever knew them by numbers, so...
#losing winter <- the Winter Soldier? but also? not the Winter Soldier? i'm just as confused as you are.
#tennessee mystery <- Harley Keener himself. He eats raw onions, for some reason. I'm just glad he has hobbies.
#ditch dwellers <- posts about my family. fucking hate them. i hope they're in that damn ditch.
#web slinging fucker <- is it? is it not obvious enough?
#katie from the tower <- Katie is someone else who lives in the tower, and also Peter's sister. she didn't kill me after coming across me, a stranger, in her living room, so she's fin in my books.
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#manhunt for ash <- an ongoing series of stories about the agents who are after me.
#in an attempt to seem normal <- the first time me and Peter met. it went... well it went i guess.
#to do homework without a home <- i never went to school. this is news to Peter.
#give a dog a bone <- so, as it would turn out, Peter is not a dognapper and i didn't have a good childhood. this is more interesting than you would think.
#leftovers <- i usually eat from the trash. i'm also bad at accepting help. Peter has a problem with both of these things.
#cold cookies <- first time meeting the Winter Soldier. or? i think he just calls himself Winter? maybe? i don't know. but he gave me cookies, so? he's fine in my books.
#that time a rich guy did sponsor me <-i'm poor. we know this. Peter, for some reason, knows Tony Stark. while i complained about being cold, he, for some reason, used Stark's money to buy me a jacket.
#a little birdie <- remember tennessee's mystery boy? well, i met him for the first time here.
#window delivery <- listen, Harley promised me pizza. it's not my fault that he took too long to get it to me, so i had to resort to knocking on his window.
#elderly or eldritch <- okay, so apparently Stark's AI got video of me climbing Avengers Tower. and, really, i don't know how you wanted me to explain that one without telling Peter i had a demon in me.
#city sickness <- Harley got sick, and i decided to do my one necessary good deed for the month. this is also how i found out that he eats raw onions.
#the cost of bagels <- i want to kill Spidey to get cash. like, do you know how many bagels i could get for $500?? a loooot.
#vampire peter <- Peter? has fangs for some reason? genuinely not a clue what is up with this guy.
#the bird who got hunted <- okay, so maaybe hunting down those guys who wanted Spidey dead alone was a bad idea. and maybe it lead to me bleeding out at Peter's window. but i don't regret it for a second.
#stranger in the living room <- okay, look. i didn't mean to scare Katie, okay? i just... didn't expect anyone else to be in the tower and the living room couch seemed like a fitting place to debate going and talking to Harley.
#dating advice from an unqualified individual <- so... Harley and Peter are going on a date. for some reason, i am the one who has to give Harley advice for said date. i have not been in a single relationship.
#a spider who dabbles in time travel <- Peter, who somehow managed to time travel, ended up meeting me. but... past me. so i can't imagine it was a fun time.
