#natashavevo

god dammit helen i can’t believe you’re judging me for that when there are at least eight other things you could be judging me for easy!!

here are some ~cool headcanons~ about our favorite losers 

they sometimes watch cheesy horror movies in their pjs together and hold hands and Bruce wears his star wars pj pants that Nat got him

after seeing steve’s Very Effective disguises of ball caps and large sunglasses, Bruce is pretty sure that if he & Nat also go out in public wearing ball caps and large sunglasses, nobody will notice that there are Avengers on the go. he is wrong. naturally, the losers wearing unmarked ball caps and overlarge sunglasses look suspicious, so everyone in all of New York City notices them. photos of the two of them going on a date in what Bruce was certain would be good disguises end up on the cover of every single gossip magazine they sell in new york. Natasha actually knows how to construct a disguise, but Bruce’s disguise was so cute and nerdy that she went along with it anyways, and is stuck between admitting she was caught in such a weak disguise or that she is a pushover for smiley Bruce

they have like 40 plants in their apartment. Nat keeps smuggling plants back into the country when she goes on avengers missions because they skip customs and nobody will stop her from importing live plants, and Bruce seems to appreciate plants as souvenirs

so much drunk cuddling in public! embarrassing! whenever Bruce drinks he gets very cuddly, and whenever he has to be at a public social function as Dr. Bruce Banner, Retired Avenger he drinks too much out of nerves, and spends the entire night attached at the hip to Natasha. their teammates have so many embarrassing photos of this.

Tony has banned them from playing video games in the avengers tower rec room after a heated wii bowling competition ended with a wii remote embedded in Tony’s nice, huge flat screen tv. neither of them will cop to whose remote it was.

they thrift shop together. Bruce has just always been thrifty, and Nat found thrift stores useful as a spy because they were handy shopping for fitting in new places. it drives Tony up a wall, so they keep doing it.

why are you Testing me like this, helen?????

but anyways it’s fake dating. of course it’s fake dating. (though obviously no fake dating scenario is complete without some mutual pining so...)

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