#naruto shit

They're both hilarious:

Kankuro is intentionally hilarious, he can crack jokes at any time, and his sarcasm is almost too real. You can hardly tell if he's sarcastic or not. Kankuro is the type to give Mariah Carey levels of insults, in the sense that you don't realize he just insulted you until you wake up in a sweat in the middle of the night shouting, and you finally figure out that he insulted you 3 days earlier but now you can't get your get back because it's too late and the issue has been dropped. He loves to egg people on to get them to go along with his dumb shenanigans. And people get so caught up in his subtle tactics that they go along with him. He's like the perfect car salesman.

Kiba is unintentionally hilarious. He's a bit of an airhead, 'rocks for jocks' type of guy. He's passionate but has delusions of grandeur. Everyone goes along with his delusions of becoming the Hokage because it's funny and cute at times. Shino and Hinata don't say anything because they're too nice and coddle him and feed into his fantasies lol. He's part of Jesus's Naruto's disciples inner circle of friends and he's proud of that and will name drop him if he's in a new place. He cracks dad jokes a lot of the times. His sarcasm is obvious, and his insults are at the same level of a catty desperate housewife. His grew up around a matriarchal circle (badass mom and sister, teacher, teammate) so actually he's surprisingly not an asshole to women.

So yeah, when Kankuro and Kiba are together they make some very hilarious situations, they love to banter with each other because finally! someone gets it! it's like a battle of who can be the wittiest. Other people might find it annoying, but they absolutely love it. It's how they flirt.

Kiba will go along with Kankuro's shenanigans, he doesn't need to be sweet talked into it. Kankuro will be like "let's do this dumb shit" and Kiba will be like "bet!" . Kiba will establish himself as the "leader" and take the credit, but we all know Kankuro is doing most of the leading and other people have that figured out as well.

Naruto shops at Spencer's and Sportcheck

Sakura shops at Ardenes and Garage (only because Ino does, too)

Gaara: "When you finally become the Hokage, we should go have a drink together, sometime."

This is the most ridiculous scene that I ever witnessed in anime. What was Kishimoto thinking?

Gaara, my dude, what are you saying? There's an almost dead man on the ground, his student is crying, the evil still hasn't been defeated, you're in the middle of a war. Do you know how your siblings are doing? People are dying. And all you can think about is having a strawberry daiquiri with Sasuke's lover. Pfffttt.

I can't. I forgot about this scene, unfortunately, I dont think I can re-forget it now.