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Sasuke and Naruto are not black cat golden retriever core.

Naruto is way closer to a husky than golden retriever. He’s energetic, loud, and a trouble maker. Yknow those videos of huskies howling for hours because their owners are at work? That is literally Naruto.

I don’t hate Sasuke being a black cat. But for the sake of this post he could also be one of those traumatized shelter dogs. Like a big scary black pitbull. That takes a while to warm up to you and needs a lot of training and work to be a good pet. Idk.

#naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #sasunaru #narusasu #naruto brainrot

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[Scene: dramatic flashbacks to previous failed assignments]

2 weeks before the deadline:“I’ll handle this like a true shinobi. Believe it!”

brain: shadow clones the task onto future

me 3 days before:“Okay but what would Kakashi do?

(Probably nothing until the last minute.)”

1 day before:“I’m not late… the deadline is just early.

Brain: Itachi-tier illusion: pretending I’ve started.

3am, deadline day:eyes glowing like the Sharingan“I will finish this. For the Leaf. For my GPA.”

my fucking goddddduhhhhh one of the kids at my job (context i work in childhood education) today mentioned naruto and i literally had a fuckin fight or flight response???? had to physically restrain from yapping this poor ten year old's ear tf OFFFF. bro does NOT get naruto lore like me (and thats ok, he's ten) so I must know his favorite character but i also can't appear fucking maniacal about it....

anyway he's a real one, his favorite is rock lee and he thinks my naruto tattoos r cool, i win.

#naruto #naruto brainrot #naruto fandom #naruto shitposting #naruto shippuden #fandom mentioned in public shock is a different type of beast

imma be real honest with you guys, idk how many more 'naruto would push through this's i got left in me

#this being my last two weeks of med school #ja wiem że dattebayo i do przodu ale ciężko jest chłopaki #memeories.txt #naruto brainrot

If Kakuzu had a summoning jutsu, it would bе: a huge neverending bag of money OR a bill collector OR a Marylin Manson (stand from Stone Ocean)

#naruto #kakuzu #summoning jutsu #don't try to find logic here I'm just having fun #naruto brainrot

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just got done reading 'rise of the warrior cop: the militarization of america's police forces' by radley balko and OF COURSE THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK OF IS KISAME AU. book basically talks about the history and use of SWAT teams; in particular the egregious offensives against the fourth amendment. and also documents police chiefs, law enforcement academia, heads of agencies now long gone, and literal SWAT cops quoted saying "omg we shouldnt be doing this" (pg. 241 of 1st edition) SO YES KIASME AU IS COMPLETELY LEGITIMATE.

also there is a theme that keeps returning of 'if we think the people we are supposed to protect/serve are the enemies, what does that make us?' LIKE... HELLO. THIS IS KISAME'S MONOLOGUE.

apparently i read a book about police brutality and immediately think of kisame. great. JUST GREAT. FUCKIN BRAINROT ALL THE WAY TO HELL I GUESS.

#♣️–kisameinspo #♣️–VDmicroblog #radley balko #rise of the warrior cop #naruto brainrot

Always amazed when I find a former naruto fan. Like how did you get out? How did you escape?

#must have immunity #naruto #naruto brainrot

“despite the cruelties, despite the horrors of the world, i choose to be kind” will always be my favorite genre of all time & naruto is an epitome of this.

#naruto brainrot #naruto #anime #kindness conquers

Sasuke and Naruto are not black cat golden retriever core.

#naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #sasunaru #narusasu #naruto brainrot

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[Scene: dramatic flashbacks to previous failed assignments]

2 weeks before the deadline:“I’ll handle this like a true shinobi. Believe it!”

brain: shadow clones the task onto future

me 3 days before:“Okay but what would Kakashi do?

(Probably nothing until the last minute.)”

1 day before:“I’m not late… the deadline is just early.

Brain: Itachi-tier illusion: pretending I’ve started.

3am, deadline day:eyes glowing like the Sharingan“I will finish this. For the Leaf. For my GPA.”

anyway he's a real one, his favorite is rock lee and he thinks my naruto tattoos r cool, i win.

#naruto #naruto brainrot #naruto fandom #naruto shitposting #naruto shippuden #fandom mentioned in public shock is a different type of beast

imma be real honest with you guys, idk how many more 'naruto would push through this's i got left in me

#this being my last two weeks of med school #ja wiem że dattebayo i do przodu ale ciężko jest chłopaki #memeories.txt #naruto brainrot

If Kakuzu had a summoning jutsu, it would bе: a huge neverending bag of money OR a bill collector OR a Marylin Manson (stand from Stone Ocean)

#naruto #kakuzu #summoning jutsu #don't try to find logic here I'm just having fun #naruto brainrot

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also there is a theme that keeps returning of 'if we think the people we are supposed to protect/serve are the enemies, what does that make us?' LIKE... HELLO. THIS IS KISAME'S MONOLOGUE.

apparently i read a book about police brutality and immediately think of kisame. great. JUST GREAT. FUCKIN BRAINROT ALL THE WAY TO HELL I GUESS.

#♣️–kisameinspo #♣️–VDmicroblog #radley balko #rise of the warrior cop #naruto brainrot

Always amazed when I find a former naruto fan. Like how did you get out? How did you escape?

#must have immunity #naruto #naruto brainrot

“despite the cruelties, despite the horrors of the world, i choose to be kind” will always be my favorite genre of all time & naruto is an epitome of this.

#naruto brainrot #naruto #anime #kindness conquers

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