#naruiru

I was on the sofa with Iruka my father, I was on his knees mumbling against them what I had done today. He gently tickled my blond hair. He caressed me gently, humming at everything I could say.

Naruto: Guess what happened after that?

Iruka: Nah, I don't know.

Naruto: It's such a shame you're not my homeroom teacher this year.

Iruka: That doesn't tell me what you wanted to tell me.

Naruto: Oh yeah, shino came with a spider to class today.

iruka: a spider? Why he brought this beast back with him.

Naruto: I don't know, he said something about Hinata and Kiba ignoring him sometimes.

Iruka: what did your teacher say?

Naruto: Madara is arachnophobic he climbed on the table screaming like a kid.

iruka: i don't believe it.

Naruto: Hashirama-sensei arrived by sliding he took a bench, end rather took the bench with him.

Iruka: I don't believe it...

Naruto: He broke that butterfly tank that took us weeks to make.

Iruka: That must have been a mess.

Naruto: Shino caught a butterfly for his spider to eat.

Iruka: I'm very happy not to have you, even if I would have liked you to be my student.

Naruto: Hashirama has a butterfly phobia you know. He started shouting all over the class waving his arms. and the girls started screaming too, then did you know that shikamaru had no trouble sleeping with a spider crawling on his face?

Iruka: Oh my god... How did he manage to sleep with that on him? He said grimacing.

Naruto: Me no more.

iruka: how did you manage all that?

Naruto: Tobirama crushed her.

Iruka: what?

Naruto: unwittingly but it didn't seem to scare him of having run over a migale.

Iruka: I have chills.

Naruto: He just scraped the remains with a book and threw it away. madara was afraid she would come back to life, so he asked that the trash can be away from his class.

Iruka: Who wouldn't be scared?

Naruto: shino crying trying to get it back.

Iruka: This kid is strange.

Naruto: I think so too, but he's usually discreet but kind.

Iruka: maybe he should be ignored less. By the way, Hashirama became what.

Naruto: he bled from the nose, seeing that he lost too much blood he fainted.

Iruka: Shit, he had a nosebleed.

naruto: but if mito had not arrived that Hashirama would not have planted his pif in her breasts. It would never have happened.

Iruka: what a pervert.

Naruto: who's afraid of butterflies.

Iruka hummed again, continuing his gentle taps against my face. I smile as I continue my story, after all I had only talked about the morning. Iruka was rather eager to know the rest of my adventures.

Eng:

[1] Iruka: I'm glad you're trying hard, Naruto

Naruto: Can I ask you something, Iruka sensei?

Iruka: Sure! What do you not understand about ...?

[2] Iruka: Naruto!

Naruto: Go out with me!

[3] Iruka: You're too young for me.

Naruto: I am of age! I'm already 19!

Iruka: Didn't you like Sakura?

Naruto: I don't like her anymore ...

Iruka: And Sasuke?

Naruto: Sasuke ...

Iruka: Better focus on your studies.

Naruto: When I become Hokage I will allow multiple marriages and marry both! I promise, dattebayo!

Iruka: Yes, yes, when you're Hokage (by then you'll forget it).

[4] Years later...

(Kakashi, who does the role of father for Naruto and Sasuke, stands on something to be taller)

Iruka: Eh ?!

Yes, the warnings were for this and more... Being honest, if this ship had more fanarts and fans I wouldn’t make this... I ship them hard, but they aren’t one of my OTPs

I feel like they will fit a “changing the stars AU” were Sasuke is Naruto’s soulmate (with identity marks) but because Sasuke never stop looking for revenge, Naruto and Iruka end together or something like that (???)

46

"...What?"

"You heard me, Iruka-sensei. As hokage, that is what I want."

"Er, Naruto, you don't really need to address me as 'sensei' anymore... you're my superior..."

"No," Naruto shook his head, scowling at how the hokage hat felt heavy and took it off, placing it on the desk before smiling brightly at Iruka, "You taught me everything, Iruka-sensei. You were the first person to believe in me and to stand up for me and stuff. Without you, I wouldn't be here, in this seat, today. I have to thank you for everything. Sensei, you really are my sensei."

Iruka blinked a few times, staring at the blonde before he sighed and shook his head, laughing slightly. "Naruto, you've grown up so much since then... you really are the son of the Fourth. I'm very proud of you, you know. And very grateful."

When he opened his eyes, Naruto was half smiling with an amused glint in his deep bue eyes. His arms were crossed and he was leaning against the desk and close to Iruka. Without warning, he leaned in and quickly pressed his lips to Iruka's and pulled back, still smiling. "Iruka-sensei, really, I can't thank you enough for everything you've done. You've always been by me from before I was a genin to now as hokage. I coudn't have one anything without you. Thank you."

Iruka relaxed into another laugh, shaking his head. "You're something else, Naruto."

"Speaking of something else, I still want that ramen we were discussing. Please do go get it. I have paperwork to do, you know."

"Paperwork? You're actually going to start on it?"

"Well, yeah. Otherwise I'm going to be stripped of my title!"

"Get your ramen later then! You'll just get the papers all dirty!"

"What, ramen noodles aren't good enough for you, huh? You want to slurp another noodle?"

"...Okay, I'll go get the ramen."

Please don't fret if you're confused about the last two lines. That was my attempt to make a really perverted joke with my really lame humor. I also naturally assume all the pairings are requested with romantic intentions, unless otherwise stated.