#irunaru

I was on the sofa with Iruka my father, I was on his knees mumbling against them what I had done today. He gently tickled my blond hair. He caressed me gently, humming at everything I could say.

Naruto: Guess what happened after that?

Iruka: Nah, I don't know.

Naruto: It's such a shame you're not my homeroom teacher this year.

Iruka: That doesn't tell me what you wanted to tell me.

Naruto: Oh yeah, shino came with a spider to class today.

iruka: a spider? Why he brought this beast back with him.

Naruto: I don't know, he said something about Hinata and Kiba ignoring him sometimes.

Iruka: what did your teacher say?

Naruto: Madara is arachnophobic he climbed on the table screaming like a kid.

iruka: i don't believe it.

Naruto: Hashirama-sensei arrived by sliding he took a bench, end rather took the bench with him.

Iruka: I don't believe it...

Naruto: He broke that butterfly tank that took us weeks to make.

Iruka: That must have been a mess.

Naruto: Shino caught a butterfly for his spider to eat.

Iruka: I'm very happy not to have you, even if I would have liked you to be my student.

Naruto: Hashirama has a butterfly phobia you know. He started shouting all over the class waving his arms. and the girls started screaming too, then did you know that shikamaru had no trouble sleeping with a spider crawling on his face?

Iruka: Oh my god... How did he manage to sleep with that on him? He said grimacing.

Naruto: Me no more.

iruka: how did you manage all that?

Naruto: Tobirama crushed her.

Iruka: what?

Naruto: unwittingly but it didn't seem to scare him of having run over a migale.

Iruka: I have chills.

Naruto: He just scraped the remains with a book and threw it away. madara was afraid she would come back to life, so he asked that the trash can be away from his class.

Iruka: Who wouldn't be scared?

Naruto: shino crying trying to get it back.

Iruka: This kid is strange.

Naruto: I think so too, but he's usually discreet but kind.

Iruka: maybe he should be ignored less. By the way, Hashirama became what.

Naruto: he bled from the nose, seeing that he lost too much blood he fainted.

Iruka: Shit, he had a nosebleed.

naruto: but if mito had not arrived that Hashirama would not have planted his pif in her breasts. It would never have happened.

Iruka: what a pervert.

Naruto: who's afraid of butterflies.

Iruka hummed again, continuing his gentle taps against my face. I smile as I continue my story, after all I had only talked about the morning. Iruka was rather eager to know the rest of my adventures.

Shikanaru: you have fallen for your best friend before, you overuse sarcasm

Sasunaru: you have eyes and you can see

Narusaku: you find slapstick humor endearing and you like Sakura

Naruhina: you respect cannon and really want to be Jasmine from Aladdin

Kibanaru: all your friends secretly suspect you're a furry and you bully your friends affectionately

Inosaku: you see the homoerotic subtext in rivalry

Gaanaru: you see the homoerotic subtext in everything Gaara does

Shinonaru: you've got a weird kink

Nejinaru: you like sasunaru but have a thing against fitting it and wish to suffer shipping a rare pair

Kakanaru: you have a thing for celebrities over 40

Irunaru: you have daddy issues

Itanaru: you like Itachi

Nejiten: you have an appreciation for girls with swords

Shikatema: you're a sapiosexual and love the sand siblings

Kibahina: you like Hinata but dont really want her with Naruto

Kakairu: you want supportive dads in your life

Kakagai: you love and support your friends no matter what

Obikaka: you think Obito deserved better

Suisasu: you like rebellious murder-twinks and are gay

Narukarin: you love himbo x chaotic neutral geek and are very loose with the term "incest"

Eng:

[1] Iruka: I'm glad you're trying hard, Naruto

Naruto: Can I ask you something, Iruka sensei?

Iruka: Sure! What do you not understand about ...?

[2] Iruka: Naruto!

Naruto: Go out with me!

[3] Iruka: You're too young for me.

Naruto: I am of age! I'm already 19!

Iruka: Didn't you like Sakura?

Naruto: I don't like her anymore ...

Iruka: And Sasuke?

Naruto: Sasuke ...

Iruka: Better focus on your studies.

Naruto: When I become Hokage I will allow multiple marriages and marry both! I promise, dattebayo!

Iruka: Yes, yes, when you're Hokage (by then you'll forget it).

[4] Years later...

(Kakashi, who does the role of father for Naruto and Sasuke, stands on something to be taller)

Iruka: Eh ?!

Modern AU where Naruto is a brat and enjoys disturbing Iruka (teacher he’s a crush with)... while Iruka just see him as a little brother.

Modern same-age university-students AU!

Iruka x Naruko!.... I wasn’t thinking on anything, just wanted to draw them married... QnQ I need more Naruko with Iruka fanarts

Yes, the warnings were for this and more... Being honest, if this ship had more fanarts and fans I wouldn’t make this... I ship them hard, but they aren’t one of my OTPs

I feel like they will fit a “changing the stars AU” were Sasuke is Naruto’s soulmate (with identity marks) but because Sasuke never stop looking for revenge, Naruto and Iruka end together or something like that (???)

Eng:

[1] Naruto:  Hmn...! I'm gonna surpass you and be Hokage dattebayo!

     Iruka:  You have to train, Naruto. You need a lot to reach me.

[2] Iruka: You still don't reach me, Naruto. (You're much stronger than me. You've grown a lot ...)

      Naruto: I am closer than you think, dattebayo! (He still doesn't see me as an adult yet. But I’ll get it soon!)

[3] Naruto: I dit it

     Iruka: Congratulations, Naruto....

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En la última viñeta Naruto consigue lo de las 2 primeras (ser Hokage y que Iruka lo vea como adulto) / In the last vignette Naruto gets the first 2 (be Hokage and Iruka see him as an adult)

Iruka tries to make healty food, but a lot of times they just end tired eating instant ramen