Napoleon is pleased with the results of the semis. He is drinking wine trying to drag Arthur into an argument. Tsar Alex is going "boo hiss France". Tallyrand? Nobody knows what he's up to. Last sightings record him learning Croatian. George is ceying into his favourite pillow. The clouds are gathering. It is going to be a dark and a stormy night. P.S. I'm sad to see PBF and WIC go.
Not just wine, champagne. (victory you deserve it, defeat you need it)Ā
Napoleon was hoping for England to proceed to the finals just for them to loose to France. He was like,Ā āArthur, Arthur, Arthur - England is just going to England itself out of the finals. One of your players is going to step on their own foot. Somehow. Just watch it happen. Watch England just England itself out of winning. Arthur. Arthur. Why arenāt you paying attention to me? Stop giving me that rude gesture. Pay attention to me. Arthur. Arthur.āĀ
I donāt know, Alexander might be rooting for France. He had that love-hate thing going on so you never know. World Cup brings out the most interesting alliances in people. Like Eurovision.Ā
George III? Or Prinny? Prinny would have tried to be ~~eDgY~~ and rooted for Croatia. George III would have been so sad. Heād want a hug from Southgate, too.Ā
Napoleon wonāt admit that Southgate is handsome. Coulaincourt is like,Ā āweird feelings like butterflies in the stomach, sire?āĀ Napoleon: No, heās English.Ā Coulaincourt:Ā Napoleon:Ā Coulaincourt:Ā Napoleon: FINE. YES.Ā
