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ok the word split in ur url reminded me of this dfhjkdfhs okay so when i was younger like i think?? 11? or something like that??? i went roller skating with my cousin and his friends and one of them ((named chris)) was skating but he drank a lOT OF SODA so like. i guess when i pushed him and shimmied him a little. the bubbles kinda went gurglegurgleGUR and he just kinda. threw up. AND THEN my cousin’s other friend ((named sean)) was skating adn he was being all cool and doing spins and tricks and stuff and i was just like hey i’ll race u and he was ahead of me and he spun around to like tease me like taunt me n shit but right at that moment he fucking slipped too far and dropped into the splits right there and he was SCREAMING like oh my god it looked so painful the workers had to come in and help him off the rink and they were checking on him and everthing and wow it was all bad but it was also rlly funny bc he’s this tall ass kid trying to tease a smol ass kid so lowkey in my mind AT THE TIME i was like “well it’s what you get” but now i look back and im like aw :// how unfortunate :////
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