If Namor and Sue get together, I can see Tony and Reed dating because Tony has terrible taste in romantic partners (Reed might be a good friend to Tony but idt he’s a very good paramour), loves dating his friends, and we love him for that. He’s the best Step-dad there is tho and when they inevitably break up, Tony is still invited to all holiday dinners and he shows up to weekend family outings with Sue and the kids more often then both Reed AND Namor lol
(Victor and Reed end up dating and have definitely propositioned Tony for a threesome)
oh it should definitely be an unhinged spiderweb of dating and fuckery. here's what i think:
namor and steve should hate fuck bc its hot and i'm a simple farmer
namor and sue should date in a surprisingly tender manner and maybe get married for funsies
sue and reed are married but should try emotional abstinence on, just for size. maybe they fuck a bit still too bc yunno nasty superpowered sex is fun.
pursuant to that, sue, reed and namor can threesome, but only like, in moments of great stupidity where its totally not plot necessary but they act like it is
reed and tony fuck but like its mostly about science and the thrill of getting math right. mostly phone sex and incursion ruined orgasms. pepper in a few illuminaughty orgies for good measure.
steve and tony should pine and fuck and yearn and get married and get divorced and get soulbonded and get bagels and still act like its not personal its Professional bw them
steve and tony threesome w johnny bc someone drunkenly asked one too many times if johnny and steve are exactly identical, you know, everywhere and i am still a simple farmer
reed should fall into dating victor and be surprised about it
tony should fall into dating victor and be unsurprised about it
victor should plot to bring tony and reed together on a very visibly romantic date and reed and tony should ruin it by being horny for victor but in directly opposite ways
sue and victor should send each other meticulously chosen flowers in a commiserating sort of way. do these bouquets also contain nudes? up to you.
sue and tony should talk about steve and namor having slept together in great, great detail as like a nice bedtime snack sorta thing before they go and fuck them, yunno (strap rights for sue)
they do not, however, talk about steve and tony having slept with johnny
reed talks with johnny about it tho and johnny assures reed that he's missing out and reed is like, but he looks just like you and johnny is like, i like confirming to people that i would sleep with my own clone. it's comforting to me. also his dick has a wicked curve.
they should all play stone cold sober never have i ever once and it should just become a Never Have I Ever With This Specific Person game bc they are all far too goddamn nosey
the kids should play all of the adults against each other and work to actively cultivate a giant allowance of chocolate and jet driving rights
anyways i'll stop but they should be messy and also messy you know?
