Boxers! Briefs!

"Oh, haha, yes indeed I did!" Nakkt replied, showing off a toothy grin, "She punched out one of my back teeth and I probably swallowed it. Heh! But if you're talking about her as Flekk's mate..."

The grumpy warrior bared his teeth in warning at Nakkt, before muttering a flat, "No."

📦 OC wearing something that isn’t clothes – Flekk, of course! :P – codemonkey-itazuramono

Nakkt, you fucking turd. Just wait 'till he finally wakes up with a raging hangover.

Look, it's human(!) Flekk stretching out some sore limbs on top of Nakkt's trash piles.

Yes, I nabbed the picture from another post I saw on my dash. Credit belongs to the OP and such.

"Shock me. Say something intelligent."

"Oh, pssht, anyone could do that," Nakkt said, gently plucking a large book from Wikk's hands by the spine as he made his way to the skeptical ranger, "Let's see what we've got here. Ah!"

The elementalist let out a low whine in response and curled up in his cozy chair.

"Advanced Horticulture and You, a comprehensive guide to gathering, cultivating, and the practical usage of rare plants found across Tyria. Includes the most current theories on plants that may exist in the Mists. Oh, this is brand new! It's got an entire chapter near the end dedicated to the newly discovered flora in the Magus Falls region! Right, something 'intelligent', just for smarty-pants here. There are nine areas of study in horticulture, including arboriculture, floriculture, olericulture..."

Nakkt wriggled his rear end around as he recited an arbitrarily chosen passage from the book to Makkai, trying his best to ignore an uncomfortably warm sensation radiating around his left buttock.

"Ack! Ahem...as I was saying, 'olericulture encompasses...vegetable prod–'...oh, ouch! Quit that!"

The thief finally swatted at his behind, scalding his hand on the crystal ornament atop Wikk's staff. It glowed bright orange, its light intensifying with the annoyed expression on Wikk's face.

"How many times do I have to tell you not to go nabbing things out of everyone's hands on a whim? Especially when someone's busy using them?" Wikk scolded, retracting his staff before jamming his arms into his baggy robe sleeves, "Besides, any bookah can read a book out loud to someone. How about you try making something up by yourself instead of mooching off others' work as usual?"

"Ptttthhhbbb~"

Nakkt blew a raspberry, shooed away the elementalist and smirked at Makkai. He tossed the book aside, and bobbed his head sassily after running a hand over the smarting spot on his behind.