Having NO IDEA what happens in these Minecraft RPs is actually amazing, because I know all of it only through glimpses of extensive fan content that cross into my sphere, and it feels like trying to glean the plotline of a fake tv show within a show. Like I’m here trying to figure out what’s happening next time with Quackity and Crash Nebula. There’s some guy who looks like an amalgamation of every character named Jason with every dreamboat angsty guy physical design trait, and I have heard clips of audio on tiktok, speeches of him intimidating other characters, but his name is Wilbur, and inexplicably he is the SAME guy as the one who made the “You’re in her bed and I’m in her Twitch chat,” song. Same guy! I know he had a plot to blow up his own country because he wasn’t elected president, and I know he was resurrected all fucked up -which back to hot, angsty Jasons with white stripes in their hair, but- Dream is the guy with a smiley mask and he’s cancelled but Idk why. Maybe I’ll hear about it more if I keep an ear out for dialogue on the next Duck Ducktective. There’s a rival group called Hermitcraft? Which, how are they a group if they’re hermits? I think cookies? Cookies are involved somehow? Like the Crying Breakfast Friends? Cookie Cat has left his family behind?
FOR THE RECORD, NONE OF YOU BETTER TELL ME WHAT’S ACTUALLY GOING ON IN THE NOTES
NOT KNOWING IS THE FUN PART
