#mysillies

More acorn and general bacon because why not heh<3

(He'd love to get married to her but he's a little shy heh</3)

"They are here to see you, not me acorn. Everyone wants to see the bride" He'd probably say that LMAOOO

General bacon belongs 2 me

Cooking Lessons with Ao Bing and Li Nezha!

Writting prompt: Ao bing teaches nezha how to cook, (which has gone wrong LMAO) so that nezha wouldn't die of hunger in waiting for ao bing to get his husband!material ass home to cook for him AND you can play the music while reading!)

Definition of Terms

Magic Sarap

- a brand of seasoning commonly used in Filipino cuisine. Its purpose is to add flavour to dishes and enhance their taste. 

In the apartment

Nezha is calling ao bing to go home immediately after school so that he can cook dinner because he doesn't know how to make any dish (aside from eggs or other fast foods)

He longed to eat something as delicious, like how his mother would make soups for him when he was a child. It is to calm him if his temper arises again.

He makes his voice louder, taking deep breathes and:

"I AM BORED FROM EATING THE SAME FOODS AGAIN AND AGAIN!

Whenever I eat, I feel like I need more yummy foods, but MY stomach keeps telling me to eat something better! Bingbing...I miss my mom cooking a bunch of heavenly soups"

In another perspective, Ao bing unknowingly blushed in embarrassment due to his roommate's given nickname for him. He then turned to his usual "bored" expression, but he can't help but smile as he is thinking a better idea. He whispers:

"Hey..! I've refrained you from calling me any nicknames, and also don't shout! we're not done with the practice here......how about this? i'll each you how to cook soups. I promised it is as easy as how you cook those foods."

Nezha, was too stunned to speak:

"hah? You have a nerve to doubt my cooking skills when it comes to cooking eggs! I make them better than you!! And argh, Nope, never! Do you know what happened last time when I tried to cook some dish? THE CURTAINS COOKED THEMSELVES TOO!"

Both corners of Ao bing's lips widened a little as he laughs towards nezha's last sentence and his little crash out. He clearly remembered that day when he had to go home fast as he can after one call from his neighbours that his roommate was burning the kitchen down.

And of course, he also remembered all of the shits he had to do in order to fix allat.

(He totally didn't have huge problems)

His small giggles died down, he doesn't want to look like he is ditching his practice like chatting his roommate.

His blue eyes looked at the other scene, his classmates gestured eachother to continue their practice:

"Okay okay okay!, we'll cook together. I can show you how to cook soups, but for now just don't make any funny ideas and wait for me. I have to go back for our final practice. Goodbye for now, zha'er"

Still, Nezha holds his phone and tells Ao bing after crashing out. He smirks at his idea:

"Hmmp...fine go home immediately after practice, and don't worry. I'll make you sure that I will learn quickly how to cook soups!! Hehe, Goodbye now bingbing—"

The sound of rain from the outside window was as loud as nezha's laughter, he can't wait to finally eat a fine meal for the longest time.

In the kitchen

Nezha and Ao Bing were now cooking soup together for their dinner. Nezha is holding a sache of "Magic Sarap" ao bing then tells nezha to put it in the cooking pot.

Still mixing the soup with patience. Ao bing nudged nezha's arm to add the seasoning:

"Bigyan mo na ng Magic Sarap (Put the Magic Sarap now), the tiny beads inside of the sache are the seasonings so you have to tear it first before yo—"

But oh God, not even seconds later. The whole sache was thrown in the cooking pot instead. It is now part of the soup, floating around as Ao bing mixes it with a spoon.

Ao bing scrunches his face, NEVER in his life he witnessed such atrocious move. He slowly turns his head like an owl, facing nezha with eyes like he's seen a ghost.

Nezha however, feels like he would either die out from hunger or laugh at Ao bing's funniest expression (he thinks). Realizing this, he should probably run away from the most dumbest thing he ever did.

Ao bing has that one iconic image of disgusted tanjiro. He raises his hand towards nezha, who was now laughing like a dying chicken and clutching his stomach. Trying run away from his roommate that now has flammable aura instead of his usual, nonchalant, and icy one.

There was a dark shadow casting down ao bing's head, he throws the hot spoon at nezha and shouts at him:

"ay TARANGTADONG P*TA! Hayop HAYOP! Tang*na ka— (Ugh, IDIOT DAMN IT! animal ANIMAL fuck you—)"

Nezha be cooking everything up except foods frfr.

[Notes: AAAAAAOWJWJAJAKAS THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE WRITTEN SOMETHING FOR A FANDOM, I REPEAT! THIS IS THE FIRST TIMEEEEEEEEE— First of all, this lil one took one hours to make wtf and it is actually inspired by a tiktok video creds: @rvrengoku Where a png of sanemi and genya were cooking together and you know the rest. Second, my obsession for nezha fandom isn't quite as strong as the former fandoms I've been, but oh goodness. I never thought that I'll finally make a writing prompt, Im too lazy and always doubting myself because Im no good at writing. Lastly, English was never my first language, so I tend to make mistakes while writing essays 😭😭😭 so please bear with me aaaackkkkkksoosso. That's all, and thank you for reading 💕💕💕]

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Red's rewatching the tapes again...