#myeba rambles

007n7 started his criminal activity (exploits) when he was a teenager, quite young at that, and kept them up until he got c00lkidd.

His parents disowned him at 15 and he's been living with terrible company up until he got tax fraud and drug money (/j) and got himself a small house at the outskirts at late 18 when he could actually own one.

c00lkidd was dropped off at 007n7's doorstep when n7 was 19/20 years old and did not know how to take care of children.

He tried to cut off as much as he could from his life before the kid, but consequences always followed him, so he had issues getting a job when he ran out of crime money about a year or 2 later.

Elliot took pity on him lmfao idk how else to say this, basically Elliot knew 007n7 from school before the crime life and everyone knows 007 wasnt the best guy during those, but he heard how n7 was struggling and had a child to take care of now, so he put in a good word about how hes a "changed person now", even if he wasnt entirely sure it was the case.

007n7 tried his hardest to keep the job when he got it. He worked for about two years and then failed miserably one day. He was mostly either the cashier or pizza boxer since he didnt have a driving license and Elliot usually covered cooking shifts since those were his favorite.

007n7 and Elliot dated at some point and it ended at the same time n7's employment did sicwdbcjhcg it wouldnt have worked out anyway because well... Elliots fond of children, sure, but more as a brotherly figure. He wasn't ready to take on the role of a second father for c00lkid so.... Yeah! Also Elliots like a year or 2 younger than n7 (Elliots 28 and n7's 29/30 at the time of Forsaken)

Smth ive been thinking about as well issss what if c00lkidd was like, actually biologically n7s kid as well?? Like, a result of a fling that the mother dumped on his doorstep when the kid was born type of thing idk I like it but yk

ALSO SILLY DRAWING FOR THIS UDBX

Edit 2 : HOLY FUCK I DONT HAVE ENOUGH POTIONS FOR THIS SEND HELP (i have 33 revives and 18 max revives im fine)

Edit 3 : im live posting atp BUT

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY FYM MAGENTA DISCRICT ROOFTOP, YOU MEAN THE ONE DISTRICT I LITERALLY WENT AND FULLY EXPLORED AND CHECKED OFF BEFORE DOING THIS QUEST??????? YOU MEAN THAT ONE,???

Also these bitches are underestimating me "you cant climb the wreckage and parkour your way over there"???? Bitch, watch me. I've done worse LET ME AT IT ALREADY

Edit...4??? Yeah 4: pops is the only one who believes in my parkour skills and I respect him heavily for that. Thank you Tarragon.

Edit 5 : omfg THIS is where the human ladder is??? Corbeau I love you but holy shit.

Edit 6 : holy shit this game is SO COOL GOD

Edit 7 : WHAT THE FUCK IS WHITE NIGHTS AND DARK DAYS PROJECT MOON LOBOTOMY CORPORATION DOING IN POKEMON LEGENDS ZA. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.

Edit 8 : This edit got eated BUT!!! MY MVP MY BEAUTY ACRIE I MET IN THE FIRST 3 HOURS OF THE GAME I LOVE YOU AND YOUR MOVESET

Im running Draining Kiss/Moonblast/Giga Drain/Double Team on her and shes indestructible because of it

Edit 9 : on the credits now, I fucking loved that ending oh my god I fucking love this game and I still have so much to do in it. I am buying the dlc the moment I can (a little too broke rn) because holy fuck i loved the game, story and characters. I've taken so many screenshots in these past 20 minutes.

100% reading everything spot and ancha yapped about when it comes to this game later today.

Also I finally understand why and how pokemon games have been this culturally significant if THIS was apparently one of the worse games in recent years holy fuck im so hype to play every other game I have access to (which isn't all that much since I only have a switch2 but still. i dont have money for any of them rn anyway)

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