The boy and the Beast.

The main character is a human boy who runs away from home after his mother dies and his father abandons him. The boy ends up in a magical world inhabited by Beasts (anthropomorphic animal people). He becomes the apprentice of Kumatetsu a bear who is one of the candidates to inherit the Lord’s throne of Jutengai. Iozen his competition seems to be better than him in almost every way. The boy and his master both have to learn from each other in order to prove their true worth to the rest of the world and to themselves.

I Do Believe ~ Hope

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Well, Christmas is over and I survived the emotional rollercoaster I was on. Okay at the time of this writing, Christmas is still five days away. Okay so now you know I’ve been scheduling my posts. It’s less stressful for me and I can keep up.   This season has been hell, actually this year has been a difficult one for me.

  Not only because of my health,  my finances  made it a…

~lots of spoilers~ ~*~beware niggas~*~

Yeah, amazing. Hostel made it to part 3 but big fucking surprise. Movies like that always get a bunch of parts. If you've ever watched the previous hostels, you know the general story line. Where they kidnap a bunch of people from hostels and bring them to this warehouse where people pay to kill them or pay to watch them be killed, more so tortured until they're dead.

This is was a little different though. It wasn't in like Russia or where the movie is originally based. Somewhere in Europe. This one was based in Vegas. It starts off with one of the guys working the torture place, or the Elite Hunting Club (that's their name haha), coming into a hostel where he takes his first victims. It then moves on to a house and at this part, it turns into straight up the hangover. If you've seen the Hangover, the guy is getting married and his friends take him to his "bachelor" party in a not so bachelor place, and instead take him to Vegas. Same thing happened. Instead of taking the husband to go to Palm Springs to relax and play golf, his friend takes him to Las Vegas. Then they gamble, take him to his bachelor party, and then BAM, they all get kidnapped, most get tortured, and pretty much everyone dies. Moral of the story.

But wait, THIS MOVIE IS FILLED WITH SO MANY FUCKING PLOT TWIST. It pissed me the fuck off haha. First off, the movie starts with this white kid, looking nerdy as fuck, going into a hostel. If you don't know what a hostel, it's a really cheap motel looking place and it's super cheap because you're sharing the room with other people. So this white kid walks into his room where there are already a Russian couple inside. The first hostels were in Europe so you're like "okay these Russian folks are going to take this white kid cause they look sketch as fuck and he has a fucking knife in his bag and a damn pocket knife in his pocket" and bam they share the white kids beer and they all start knocking out, besides the white kid of course cause he's part of the Elite Hunting Club. 1st plot twist. 2nd plot twist was the main characters (the husband to be and his friends) see these girls at the casino eyeing them and then the girls take them to a really sketch location and somehow the husband loses his friends and they attack the husband, put a bag over his head, he's freaking out, everyone looks sketch, and it was actually for his bachelor party. I mean, I should have expected it but it was played off so well. 3rd plot twist: the husband gets blasted and stumbles outside to get some air. Well first off, they take a cab to this sketch building, and the taxi's meter doesn't even work and it's a Russian man driving the car. The husband stumbles out and passes out and the taxi driver walks up to him and I'm like "AWH HE'S GONNA GET KIDNAPPED" nope the taxi driver drives him safely back to his hotel. Plot twist number 4: the friends paid this girl to have sex with the husband and he's like "na, I cheated on my wife to be before I ain't doing it again" and instead of him getting ass, his friend gets ass with one of the other girls. Then the friend goes missing and you're like "holy shit the girls are apart of the fucking crew!" nope the girl was fucking kidnapped too. Plot twist number 5: the group of friends and one of the escorts all gang up to find their friends. They end up going to the hostel where the Elite Hunting Club plan everything out so they get kidnapped. I believe the first guy who gets kidnaps goes there with his escort and that's how they managed to get the rest of the people into the hostel. Didn't really make that clear to me but now that I think back at it I'm sure that's what happened. So the rest of the people get kidnapped and brought to the warehouse and one of the friends is like "FUCK NA U DID NOT JUST KIDNAP ME" takes off his shirt, and shows the security that he's PART OF THE FUCKING ELITE HUNTING CLUB LIKE WHAT THE FUCK NOPE DIDN'T SEE THAT SHIT COMING. Plot twist, shit I don't even know what fucking number I'm on, okay 6 (6 too fucking many): okay, I don't really know if this guy planned on bringing his friend to the warehouse or not but once they got there, he made it seem like he really didn't like his friends. So they bring the husband into the warehouse and his friend (best man? didn't quite catch that but they seemed like really good friends throughout the movie until this whole kidnapping shit happened) they bring the husband into the main killing room and the person who is suppose to kill him IS HIS BEST FRIEND. His best friend is like "you stole my girl I'm gonna fucking kill u" and the people in charge of the killing is like "release him" and they husband to be and the best friend is fighting and shit. THAT'S 2 PLOT TWIST IN ONE. btw, the husband "wins" the battle by stabbing his friend multiple times. Oh wait, PLOT TWIST THE FRIEND ISN'T ACTUALLY DEAD THAT'S PLOT TWIST NUMBER FUCKING 7. 

Okay, seriously, 7 was a lot already. That's pretty much like all of them already. I don't really think I missed out on any other important ones but still that was a lot for me to handle cause I HATE PLOT TWIST. But the previous hostel movies had a lot of plot twist too. This one was a lot though. Too much to handle.

Anyways, the movie is decently fucked up. I've seen the commercial for Evil Dead and I'm sure that movie is pretty goddamn fucked up. Hostel isn't that fucked up. I don't want to ruin the deaths of people for y'all but let's just say someone gets their skin pulled off of them which is pretty fucking disgusting to me. It's a fucked up movie, plot wise, but the deaths weren't too bad. There's this one part where one of the guys chops off another guys arm and it's not gross or anything but THE GUY IS LIKE "OMG I'M BLEEDING LET ME PUT MY HAND OVER THE BLOOD GUSHING OUT OF MY ARM" I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND WHY IT'S SOMEONES FIRST INSTINCT TO TOUCH AN OPEN WOUND WITH THEIR BARE HANDS. LIKE YOUR WHOLE ARM IS CHOPPED OFF YOUR FUCKING HAND ISN'T GOING TO STOP IT FROM BLEEDING. I think someone touching open wounds are so disgusting. But only if it's big. Like a whole fucking arm chopped off, don't touch that. That's nasty and it made me cringe like, I was legit screaming when it happened. I DIDN'T LIKE THAT. Oh shit! The most important plot twist, well actually it's important but it's the entire ending of the movie and I don't want to ruin it if you plan on watching. Let's just say IT'S THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF THE ENTIRE MOVIE. And I really didn't see that shit coming. 

It was alright. I'd give it a 4/10. I also closed my eyes for some of the deaths because I don't know? When I know it's gonna be gruesome, I tend to close my eyes even though I know exactly what is going to happen. Also, I don't know if it's just me, but I tend to laugh A LOT during these films. Even though I'm scared shitless, such unrealistic things happen that crack me the fuck up. For example, they dress the people up before they're going to be killed and they were dressing one of the girls up and the guy sniffs her before he dresses her?!?! I'm like okay you're about to set her up to be killed, don't smell her. Also, one of the guy chops an already dead guys head in half AND I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING. It was hilarious.

It was nice to watch I guess. These movies aren't ever good but it's something to watch. Before you watch: it's gruesome, there's nudity, there's a shit load of plot twist (as I stated before) and if that pisses you off, here's your warning.

I was looking through movie trailers on YouTube and came across this one. "Bad Kids Go to Hell" is a low budget, independent, "horror" film. It's one of those bad movies that you kind of have to watch. The main character is Cameron Deane Stewart, who is handsome might I add, and he plays small roles. He was ICarly/Victorious (I know...) and he was Brittney Snows boy friend in Pitch Perfect.

The synopsis of the movie is the teacher has this all planned out. These kids gets into detention and he then kills off each character and to make the perfect story for a book. He's in on it with one of the students, a satanic dark goth girl. She gets all the kids to believe that the schools library is haunted and then they all sit in a circle for a seance. She's it all plan out to make it seem like there is actually a spirit in the library. First off, the movie is very similar to The Breakfast Club. 5 kids get into detention and then their stories all get told. They even make a reference in the movie. But instead there are 6 teenagers and the reason why they're in detention is the main topic. Then eventually one by one they all start dying. Then in the end all is revealed and the teacher comes out and the goth girl comes back from the dead first it starts off as the goth girl and the teacher being a team and the go for Cameron but the teacher ends up killing the goth girl because she was suppose to pretend to poison the teacher but instead actually doing so by adding eye drops into his coffee. It then ends with the cops arriving at the school, Cameron and the teacher trying to pin point all of the blame on each other, bam. Teacher dead, Cameron gets blamed. I didn't understand the ending cause I guess I didn't really pay attention to the movie but it ends with the janitor speaking about the history of the school and they take Cameron in as a mental kid.

3/10 star rating in my opinion. It was a good story line. Movies like this make me so bored though and that's probably why I didn't really pay attention. It's suppose to come off as a horror film but there was no fright or anything to me. 

warning: boobies, strip tease, and a sex scene.

I just watched 40 minutes of Piranha 3DD because I watched an interview this morning on how it's funny horror so I mean why not I can get a laugh and also be frightened at the same time and OMG IT IS THE FUNNIEST AND SHITTIEST MOVIE EVER.

Holy crap. I can't believe I wasted that much time on a movie before. And did I mention fucking Danielle Panabaker is the main character!? Her family and their acting kills me. omg, it was ridiculously bad. I give it like 2/10 maybe 1.5  I couldn't stop laughing though and maybe that's why it was a 2 out of 5 star movie cause it was comedic. I can't even this movie was ridiculous.

and Jean-Luc Bilodeau! I like him but WHY IS HE IN ALL THE SHITTY MOVIES he's not in many movies but every movie I have seen him in was shitty. There's this one part where a piranha goes up a girls vagina into her body and while they were having sex the piranha bites his dick and the girl gets a mini seizure and he's panicking so he decides to cut off the tip of his dick to get the piranha off. omg. I could not stop laughing. Then the girl is all better and goes to look for him not even acknowledging that there is literally blood everywhere but instead asking him what he's doing and he shows up out of no where with a knife and screams "what the hell did you do to my dick?!"

The acronym of the movie is HATES which makes absolutely no sense to me but whatever floats their boat.

I was really hesitant on watching this movie but ended up watching it anyways. I just finished watching it and it is quite the thriller. Actually, not really. They could have added a lot more. I only jumped once. I was on my toes for the ending of the movie, which is the also the climax of the movie. I'm guessing that's how horror movies are though? The thrill aka climax is at the ending. Pretty much. Ends with a boom. I thought it was a decently good movie. 6/10 rating (my opinion)

~spoiler alert~

the run down of the movie is Ryan (Max Thieriot, my favorite (inserts hearts for eyes emoji)) is, I guess you can call, crazy. He's been mentally unstable ever since his sister died while he was suppose to watch her. Movie begins with "Carrie-Anne" killing her parents, ending with Ryan being in a mental hospital and finding out he was Carrie-Anne all along. Kind of confusing. I had to actually read up on it after I finished the movie. Carrie-Anne dies, the parents make Ryan be Carrie-Anne and from I read on wikipedia, "abuses Ryan if he does not act like Carrie-Anne" and I guess it gets to the point where he can't take it anymore and kills his parents. Which makes you think that the parents were obsessive and in love with Carrie-Anne so much that they make Ryan wear night gowns and have long hair? That's what Carrie-Anne looked like in the beginning of the movie! And Carrie-Anne died when she was a kid so basically Ryan was a girl growing up. Yeah, you'll have to put the pieces together. They should have explained that his parents didn't care for him much after Carrie-Anne died but I guess that's what gets you thinking at the end of the movie. Well, then we find out Ryan kidnaps girls and keep them hostage as if they were Carrie-Anne as an attempt I guess to pretend Carrie-Anne was still there by living through these girls. Oh yeah, Jennifer Lawrence, or Ellisa, she's the main character of the movie but eh the whole movie was about Ryan and his family. She kind of was just there in my opinion. Throughout the movie her mom was explaining how she likes to fix broken people which gives me the idea that that's why she was so intrigued with Ryan and his life. Well she creeps around and finds Carrie-Annes' room then gets knocked out by Ryan and tied up making her the next victim. Then this person dies, that person dies, then Elissa and her mom move out and Ryan is put into a mental hospital. What I didn't get about the movie was why did the girls aka the "Carrie-Annes" ,or actually the Carrie-Anne throughout the entire movie before she died, why did she want to kill people? I mean, if it was Ryan who killed their parents, why did "Carrie-Anne" also want to kill people? I guess it was the drugs Ryan gave her but eh. Somethings I just won't know and I don't want to believe that it's the drugs. More so want to believe that Ryan convinced her that she is a killer.