Inaccurate Quotes OM! Edition.
"Birth is a curse and existence is a prison." (The Good Place)
~ probably Belphie
"Life is a party and I'm the piΓ±ata." (Brooklyn 99)
~ Mammon for sure
"I've seen women, okay? Close up, even, believe it or not." (MXR Mods)
~ Leviathan, most likely
"So I welcome you. Open arms, erect penis, and all." (MXR Mods)
~ Asmodeus is that you?











