Ultimate Ship Meme - Nicholas and Ares
Send in two (or more) names and Iâll fill all this out about the ship!
Rate the Ship - Â Awful | Ew | No pics pls | Iâm not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Letâs do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPsHow long will they last? - For as long as Nicholas wants Ares around. How quickly did/will they fall in love? - Itâs pretty lusty right now. Ares cares for him though. How was their first kiss? - Ares is pretty dominate, so rough. Wedding:
Who proposed? - Â AresWho is the best man/men? - Whatever family Ares isnât pissed at-at the momentWho is the braidâs maid(s)? - Nicholasâs family/friendsWho did the most planning? - BothWho stressed the most? - Ares...cause familyHow fancy was the ceremony? -Â Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Aresâs siblings; Artemis, Apollo, and Aphrodite
Who is on top? - Â AresWho is the one to instigate things? - AresHow healthy is their sex life? - Â Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right nowHow kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Donât go into the sex dungeon without a horseâs headHow long do they normally last? - Till Nicholas is tired and worn out. Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Ares makes sure he gets as many as he can handle. How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bedâs shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar itâd make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wallâs so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
How many children will they have naturally? - NoneHow many children will they adopt? -  DependsWho gets stuck with the most diapers? - Nicholas, the smell makes Aresâs gagWho is the stricter parent? - AresWho stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - NicholasWho remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - NicholasWho is the more loved parent? - Both Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? AresWho cried the most at graduation? - Nicholas Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Ares
Who does the most cooking? - Â NicholasWho is the most picky in their food choice? - AresWho does the grocery shopping? - NicholasHow often do they bake desserts? - NicholasAre they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Ares is a huge meat eater, Nicholas might be a little of both. Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Ares. It is a surprise. Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Ares Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Pfft, Ares if he isnât paying attention.
Who cleans the room? - BothWho is really against chores? - NeitherWho cleans up after the pets? - Nicholas Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Ares Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - AresWho found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Nicholas
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Â AresWho takes the dog out for a walk? - BothHow often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Depends on the holidayWhat are their goals for the relationship? - HappinessWho is most likely to sleep till noon? - AresWho plays the most pranks? - AresÂ