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you come into the cafe i work at everyday and i pretend like i haven’t memorized your order

“platonic” work friends who love pulling pranks on their coworkers (jimxpam the office style)

[taken!]detective partners who would die for each other (we’re adrenaline junkies)

criminal lovers who drive around wreaking havoc on the american south west (think the 1975’s “robbers”)

best friends who love each other but timing is never right!- angsty teen drama and watching your best friend fall in love with someone else

stuck in a haunted house, horror AU

*saves you from looking stupid and getting stood up* “How about I buy you a drink instead?”

i’m lois lane, you’re clark kent.- this story writes itself.

hey, i know we just started dating but … let’s get married bc i hate a lot of people in this world and i never seem to hate you … (parks and recs! aprilxandy style)

missed encounters on the subway- you leave something and i’ve decided that it was my job to return it to you

you’re my boss but omg you are also really attractive too. we’re an HR nightmare

time travel-crossed lovers

creepy, southern gothic!witchcraft au.

i’m a street performer but little do you know, i seranade you every morning (in the LEAST creepy way as possible)

[taken!]DRUNK! waking up in vegas, katy perry style. We accidentally got married … what now?

Zombie Apocaplypse!- “We should probably stick together bc, y'know. Zombies.”

a thelma and louise kinda roadtrip! ride or die bffs run from the authorities

sleeping with other people!(not-so)au. “do you wanna talk about it?” “talk about what?” “we’re not a couple but we act like one …”

misfits!au. We meet while doing community service but a freak thunderstorm gives us superpowers(?!?)

hogwarts, hunger game, pjo or pokemon AU in every type, shape, form

“This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good” … our biological families suck but at least we got each other- not really an AU just a relationship I totally want to have with a few characters

you come into the cafe i work at everyday and i pretend like i haven’t memorized your order

“platonic” work friends who love pulling pranks on their coworkers (jimxpam the office style)

[taken!]detective partners who would die for each other (we’re adrenaline junkies)

criminal lovers who drive around wreaking havoc on the american south west (think the 1975’s “robbers”)

best friends who love each other but timing is never right!- angsty teen drama and watching your best friend fall in love with someone else

stuck in a haunted house, horror AU

*saves you from looking stupid and getting stood up* “How about I buy you a drink instead?”

i’m lois lane, you’re clark kent.- this story writes itself.

hey, i know we just started dating but … let’s get married bc i hate a lot of people in this world and i never seem to hate you … (parks and recs! aprilxandy style)

missed encounters on the subway- you leave something and i’ve decided that it was my job to return it to you

you’re my boss but omg you are also really attractive too. we’re an HR nightmare

time travel-crossed lovers

creepy, southern gothic!witchcraft au.

i’m a street performer but little do you know, i seranade you every morning (in the LEAST creepy way as possible)

[taken!]DRUNK! waking up in vegas, katy perry style. We accidentally got married … what now?

Zombie Apocaplypse!- “We should probably stick together bc, y'know. Zombies.”

a thelma and louise kinda roadtrip! ride or die bffs run from the authorities

sleeping with other people!(not-so)au. “do you wanna talk about it?” “talk about what?” “we’re not a couple but we act like one …”

misfits!au. We meet while doing community service but a freak thunderstorm gives us superpowers(?!?)

hogwarts, hunger game, pjo or pokemon AU in every type, shape, form

“This is my family. I found it all on my own. It’s little, and broken, but still good” … our biological families suck but at least we got each other- not really an AU just a relationship I totally want to have with a few characters

basically, long story short to this movie if you’ve never seen it: two old acquaintances meet each other after ten years at a sex addicts meeting. decide that they’re super cool with each other but since they fxck up every relationship they’ve ever had, they decide to stay friends. and they end up becoming best friends (with super underlying attraction to each other). nyc shenanigans ensue

“do you wanna talk about it?” 

“talk about what?” 

“we’re not a couple but we act like one …”

If there is one thing you all should know about me, it’s this

                                   I am ALYWAYS a up for AUs

And when I say always, I mean always. I have more AU ideas than I can count. Check out my verses page, or ask if I have a particular verse already. If I don’t chances are that I will get excited and make it happen. Never feel shy or bad about throwing an au idea you’d like to do at me, or if we’re mutuals just write me the starter, or send the message. I will sit in my chair and probably scream a little bit because OH MY GOSH AUUUUUUUSSSSSS!!

Late nights were so over worked though her partner and herself had finished up a lot of pre work get done. It felt like more was just coming their way, after all they were the strongest team put together. “Good morning Agent Kim.” Said one of the rookies said as they walked by her. Giselle looked over nodding in their direction. Playing off a soft grin, she kept walking straight into the elevator. Once inside she leans against the wall, crossed her arms looking at her watch seeing that she was right on time. Giselle was pretty much tired and low on sugar. In a hurry she started walking straight to the kitchen to prepare herself some coffee. The sound of her partner’s voice rang, turning around just in time. She caught the brown bag with on hand looking at him, then down at the sigh of the muffin. Her eyes darting right at the coffee in his hand. “Park you’re the best.” She sighs pleased walking towards him as she grabbed the coffee drinking it right away as they start heading towards their desk. “We have a new case today I heard, know anything about what’s it going to be ?” She asked taking a bite of the muffin.

Vincent chuckles at his partner’s enthusiasm as she takes the cup from his hand. She must’ve not had her coffee this morning. They fall into a practiced step as they make their wait to their adjacent desks- his messily piled with old case files that he liked to look at in his free time and knickknacks he fiddled with when he was thinking about a particularly difficult case. At Giselle’s question, he shrugs and sets down his cup on the only square inch of free space on his desk. Wow, he really needed to clean.