#mvextra

Who is on top? Who is on the bottom?

Honestly, I think they change it up a lot. Especially given how long they’ve been together -- but I think Taz is probably on top more often than not.

Who has the strangest desires?

Taz, for sure. I don’t think it’s like, “weird kinks” so much as “hey, babe, I heard about this thing I think we should try--” and Gretta at this point is like, “you know what, don’t even try to explain whatever the fuck it is, let’s just go for it”

Any kinks?

Well, we all know Gretta is into Blue Domestic Settled Men, so. There’s that.

Who’s dominant in bed?

Gretta. For sure. (Again, they change it up a lot, but the “default” is definitely Gretta calling the shots.)

Is head ever in the equation?

Is head ever not in the equation?

If so, who is better at performing it?

Taz definitely thinks he’s better at going down. Gretta hasn’t had any complaints, but -- as to who’s better at it -- undetermined.

Ever had sex in public?

Referenced here.

Who moans the most?

Taz.

Who leaves the most marks?

Taz probably leaves the most marks in visible places, but Gretta gives it back just as much when she wants to.

Who screams the loudest?

Gretta.

Who is the more experienced of the two?

Taz has probably had more partners (living that #BachelorLife for so long and having his fair share of one-night-stands that he picked up from bars) -- but Gretta definitely had a number of casual boyfriends after her husband passed and made her experience count.

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Rough or soft?

Depends on the day and what they’re feeling -- but on a typical day, they both like it a little rough.

How long do they usually last?

Depending on how much time they have... ;)

They have some days where they spend all day in bed, and some days where they sneak off into the broom closet for a quickie during the dinner rush at the restaurant. After sixty years together, they know how to make the most of whatever time they have.

Is protection used?