#mvcirl

I’ve been having kinda a crummy past two days and one thing that makes me feel better is talking. So if you want please send me a question and I’ll answer it as best as I can. It can be about literally anything.

You should know that one time I was a a friend's house I took a dump and I absolutely loved their toilet paper. It was perfect, not too thin, not too puffy, not too rough, couldn't be beat. I spent about 5 minutes snooping in their bathroom trying to find out what toilet paper it was and they ended up knocking on the door. It was really awkward and I tried to casually bring it up in conversation to find out that way to no avail. I actually contemplated sneaking a handful and trying to found out later, and almost got caught trying to do it too.

If the first thing you do when you find out I have two colorblindness conditions is any of the following: A) ask me what color something nearby is B) make me take a colorblindness test C) say "does that mean that this is (insert color) to you?" You are going to have to deal with a very irritable Caldy for the next five minutes while he goes off on a rant about how annoying that is/explain colorblindness to you.

Have a great holiday season everyone! Hugs all around :)