Jun 29, 2017
REASONS WHY BRITAIN IS TOTALLY RUINED THESE DAYS, NUMBER 10,113: “Pigeons."
#Daily Telegraph#Pigeons#That's right#Fucking pigeons#With their COOING#And their FEATHERS#And their BEADY WEE EYES#Bastards#OH LOOK AT ME#I CAN PUFF UP MY CHEST#AND I CAN FLY#I'M SO BRILLIANT#Who do they think they are?#Wankers#Incessant cooing#Leads me to wonder#Mute version#Summer nuisance#Why today stinks#Broken Britain#Jack from Alcester#That's in Warwickshire you know#Where the pigeons go#Shaking an angry fist at the world#Always something to get angry about isn't there
