One of my headcanons about v1 is that it's sort of in its personality to be an entertainer. Like, it's the most popular streamer in hell. It has endless instincts to do the sickest thing possible all the time in combat; trick shots and funny made up objectives are in its blood. I think it also makes the secret levels make sense. A lot of them are much slower paced than the sort of bloodthirsty singlemindedness v1 often has, but it makes sense it would fish and do logic puzzles if you consider that it's funny and makes great content. It all fits in to the rest of v1's impulsive, aggressive, fidgety, stylish attitude -- it's just funny. And cool. And the terminals love it.
Just something I think about and am sending because you're a fun person to think about ultrakill with!
(SAM voice) hey terminals for 5000P i'll deadcoin gabriel in 6-2
this is so funny and also makes sense tbh. it reminds me of V2 bowing in 1-4 or sitting on a throne in 4-4, it seems that both V models are show-offs. if you think abt it, the P currency is for new weapons OR weapon colors, so it's just added style, which V1 seems to like very much because it increases the efficiency of its fuel absorption (hard damage mechanic). besides that i like to think that V1 does things just bc it can and nothing so far can rlly match it
also im crying thinking about 7-S being a maid stream. with the terminals roleplaying and everything too (#$%(*#*%
