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what if when you grew a mustache everyone around you turned into tom hiddleston?
Everyone? I don’t want a Tom Hiddleston. I want the Tom Hiddleston. He’s unmarried. So i wouldnt need to clone him.
plus like can you imagine that like i’d constantly be confused—which tom am i friends with? which ones used to be family? which ones are my friends OH GOD WHICH TOM WAS THAT I THINK I JUST FLIRTED WITH MY GRANDMA
can you imagineno pls
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what if you had this mustache that every time you shaved it off it turned your whole life into a horror movie!??!?! when you shaved it everything turns dark and you get calls from a stranger threatening to murder you and everyone you love INCLUDING TOM HIDDLESTON!!!!!! but it all stops and everyone is saved when the mustache is grown and like handlebars
that actually sounds really cool and if it's a horror movie then it has to happen with all [or at least most of us] in one place or occasionally meeting to freak out together which means that if famous people are in it--say tom hiddleston and idk misha collins then hot damn lets go for it.
plus guys i mean if i'm in a horror movie like there's a 99.9% chance i'm the killer so pretty sure i just have a double personality that i eventually learn to control before i kill everyone ehehehehehehe
Yo, man, to the mustache anon--since anon has been turned off, if ya'll could just inform Miss AwkwardPasta before sending me a message, i can turn anon on for an hour or two so that you can send me a message while ~protecting your identity~.
#8 Top 5 mustaches
Gaaaah. That's really hard, 'cause I'm not a huge fan of mustaches. I really like scruff. Like light scruff to small beards that every actor seems to have at at least one time in his life.Um. But, well, there's and of coursei know that three of them have beards too BUT THEY'RE NOT TOUCHING SO IT COUNTSalso only brad pitts because inglorious basterds
#OH Sam! WHAT IF #you got a mustache and it did this??? #or what if Tom's mustache did this???? #and you can hold things with it??? #like your hands are full and you can pick up a can of soda with your mustache??? #I'm not the mustache anon bytheway..
AwkwardPasta omg why (her tags in response to this)
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say one day you woke up with a mustache and over and over again it would whisper to you "friendship is magic" and every time you shaved it it would grow back right away and get louder "Friendship Is Magic" and eventually you are no longer able to shave it off like it created this forcefield around it to prevent anything from touching it (unless you want to stroke it) and it will start yelling louder than anything you've ever heard before "FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!"
If Tom Hiddleston isn't a reward for keeping it I'll get that laser stuff that stops your hair from growing in a place forever.
say you woke up one morning and you found that you have a full on beautiful handle bar mustache. you go and you are about to shave it off but then you find something that tells you that if you keep this mustache for a year then you will be able to marry Tom Hiddleston. now the thing is with this mustache if you keep it for this year you will meet him in THAT year so he sees your mustache and it starts off real slow but he will eventually fall for you in say.. 5 years and marry.. would you do it?
Yo man, I dunno if you realize this, but like, I'd cut off my left thumb for Tom Hiddleston I'm pretty sure just meeting Tom Hiddleston would cause me to spontaneously combust. So would I marry him for the price of a year with a mustache? Hell yes, man. I'd tell everyone it was fake, and like, would invent some ridiculous reason for having it. I'd tell my family the truth, and I would just be that weird girl in college who wears a mustache everyday. And when people insulted me, I'd just be like
Although, I have to wonder why Tom would suddenly decide to move to Texas. Or why he'd be in Texas often enough for us to get to know each other. Or maybe I'd meet him when I go to London next summer? Uh. but like, that would have to mean either I stayed or he followed me, or like, we spontaneously ran into each other all the time. Which would be totally okay with me weird. Not sure how my mom would feel about that...me dating a guy who's 31? Hahahaha. Well, I'm eighteen, so.
(...AwkwardPasta? is this you again? Look at what you did. I'm going to have weird dreams about this now)
