#musicaster

oh no. i. i don't know what happened.

"Do you know your poisons?" the villain rasps.

"No. I never- it was never something I needed to worry about."

jhdfiugkr GLADLY

So Reigen Arataka, Codename Sagi (Which is just japanese for Scam, creative I know), is, gameplay wise, a 5-star (ish) Specialist Operator, specififcally a merchant, which means this disaster guzzles down DP like no tomorrow but does fuck up enemies by stunning them or just hitting them very hard with his sword, because those fuckers now have salt in their eyes.

Plot Wise however - this man has like seven issues and overworks himself. He was still some fraudulent dude (because why wouldn't he) from Higashi (Arknight's Japan Expy) and he's a Vulpo (Which are the Fox People). Anyways he get Oripathy (Or turbo rock cancer) because his job (Basically scamming people who think ghosts are real but it's really Orginium making them think that) basically ends up with him touching originium (source of turbo rock cancer) a bunch and his makes his wrists a bit weak like arthritis if arthritis was caused by funny black rocks growing there so he's gotta wear wrist braces to stablise them.

He's popular with kids because they find him funny in a sort of pathetic way, but also because he gives good life advice that changes the trajectory of their future forever. Also like two adult friends because he's like that: Shalem, because before becoming a full operator he used to hang around logistics a lot, and Phantom, because Phantom thinks Reigen is what a good conversationalist that doesn't have Assassin Murder Deathcult Trauma is like. Reigen isn't even aware of the Assassin Murder Deathcult even existing until Phantom told him, unprompted, and Reigen has to just...deal with that.

In the words of Reigen himself:

Also he has the reputation of being able to solve most problems, like plumbing issues, electrical work, basic first aid. He's dragged around logistics and medical and enginnering and HR at some point until the Doctor put their foot down and made a roster so that Reigen isn't like dragged to 30 different places. he also does baby and pet sitting. Most of the time, for free.

Bop boop! There she is! She’s still having a lot of problems, still going to the bathroom indoors (mostly has stopped, but clearly I’ve done something wrong and I’m working to correct it) and her dog aggression is still real bad. I technically got her a trainer, but the trainer has had family emergencies these last few months, so her training has stalled. ): I’m doing the best I can- taking her to parks and having her exist around other dogs, trying to turn dogs into something neutral, instead of something bad, but I know I need a proper trainer.

Please stop asking how to become like me. How to seemingly teleport. How to be unTraceable. How to disappear. I don't think they're teachable, and even if they were I wouldn't subject you to them.

if i use a flex nib for the subtitle we oughta be fine