#mushnik

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‘I've given you sunshine, I've given you dirt. You've given me nothing, but heartache and hurt. I'm begging you sweetly, I'm down on my knees, oh please... grow for me.’

Seymour: I laughed until I cried and now I'm nonstop crying.

Orin: Normalize laughing at babies when they get hurt.

Audrey: Either way, I'm crying by the end of the night.

Audrey II: I'm banned from the mall for being a disturbance.

Mushnik: You 👏 are 👏 a 👏 dumbass 👏

characters

seymour: “i haven’t eaten applesauce in ten years. i forgot it was a thing.”

audrey: “I’m gonna marry him so hard.”

audrey ii: “don’t make me come over there and eat your human skin.”

orin: “i’m already insane! can you imagine me on drugs?”

mushnik: “you now have a baby. you must fertilize it. wait ten days. now kick it out of your house.”

chiffon: “i would ask you to spell october then laugh and record it.”

ronette: “my phone keeps thinking i want to use apple pay. i don’t go places! I don’t need apple pay!”

crystal: “would you stick your hand in some butter for free?”

songs

prologue/ little shop of horrors: “i don’t see why not. go eat a burger, hug a hobo.”

skid row (downtown): “it’s been such a long day, and it’s not even 8am.”

da-doo: “is that a tree with a body?”

grow for me: [trembling] “photosynthesis.”

ya never know: “He’s beautiful but he might give me rabies.”

somewhere that’s green: “my religion is The Brave Little Toaster.”

some fun now: “you need a fresh dose of depression in the morning.”

closed for renovation: “money is just as green with boogers on it.”

dentist!: “can you stop being a bully for thirteen seconds?”

mushnik and son: “I will snatch your kneecaps, father.”

feed me (git it): “you attack me every day of my life.”

now (its just the gas): “i’m gonna snatch your kneecaps and sell them on e-bay.”

call back in the morning:

suddenly seymour: “stay with me, because you’re all i thneed.”

suppertime: “can you imagine me in prison? i’d be dead in a week.”

the meek shall inherit: “I can’t wrap my arms because right now I have none.”

sominex (suppertime ii): “get your boot out that scoot!”

somewhere that’s green (reprise): “crushing kids’s dreams, one child at a time!”

mean green mother from outer space: “why are you such an angry tiny person?”

What roles are you looking at? There isn’t a male ensemble so you should be gunning for a role. 

For Seymour: 

Purpose from Avenue Q

Run, Freedom, Run from Urinetown

Larger Than Life from My Favorite Year

I Chose Right from Baby

All For The Best or All Good Gifts from Godspell

It Hurts Me from All Shook Up

For the Dentist (Orin Scrivello)

Let Me Drown from The Wild Party

Great Big Stuff from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

For Mr. Mushnik

If I Were A Rich Man from Fiddler On The Roof mayybee

For Audrey II

Let It Sing from Violet

That’s What He Said from Parade

FOR SURE look at music by the Temptations