Well, it's only been one hour, surely not enough to cause any serious da-
She can see the light again. The house...no longer. The city block, no longer. The whole city itself, no longer. The whole damn country, no longer.
Um...East Coast friends, there is...a belly on your coast. It's bright red, gurgling, groaning, churning, absolutely deafening and taut beyond belief. You uh...might wanna grab some lotion and start rubbing.
Gonna get so fucking fat from this...
FINAL TALLY
An entire store shelf of Calorie Mate
Three times my starting weight (70kgx3=210kg) of caramel cheesecake
A strawberry cheesecake
A few vats of ice cream, some footlongs and a bucket of melted butter
A dozen boxes of donuts and a milk jug of cake hake
A bunch of bananas and a 2 liter sprite
A full twelve course meal made by Ikuko, meaning each portion is about a meal in itself size wise, and two to three meals calorie wise
A box worth of instant ramen packets, broth obviously included
A dozen chicken pies and a dozen apple pies, crust crumbs still all over my cheeks and cleavage
A pan of baked manicotti
A wedding cake
Enough melted chocolate, cake batter and ice cream to flood a continent, and some digestive aids
A factory worth of cheesecake shake, and another of black forest cake shake
A whole crate of Passion Patties
A salad.
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