#mun liveblogs

Fuck I’m not ready for this I can already hear the musical stings and season one awkwardness there’s a reason I skip to like episode 4

Oh, mood.

“It releases ghosts into our world whether I want it to or not.” Yeah you just summed up the whole show there buddy.

Awe they think they’re traumatized now! Cute!

Side note- Jack canonically lived through a war and was forced to eat horse meat! I don’t know where to file this information :)

Hello Danny my old friend I’ve done this to myself again.

(Theme is still absolutely a bop so that much hasn’t changed)

He just wants some cereal let this poor boy eat.

Maddie says “Two more days, and it’s done!” And when Jack says very loudly “DID YOU SAY IT’S DONE?!” she does NOTHING to tell him otherwise, she just... smiles at him. 

Is it any wonder these two have one complete body count between them?

From left to right you have ???, trapezoid, breadstick. I’d say at least there are diverse body types but Maddie is the exception, not the rule.

I will never forgive her for interrupting him when he was going to come clean on season ONE

I mean I get it, the house is a mess, but wrong time to point it out.

I get it, she’s standing up for her brother to diss her parents, we’ve all been there, just learn to read the room.

Everyone in this show but Tucker has parent issues. But also your goth phase is not comparable to your friend literally half dying, stay on task here Sam. 

“Your powers make you unique, unique is good, which is how I’m going to turn this back around to talk about me!”

I don’t hate Sam, I hate the writers for making Sam a realistic vegan, okay?

Okay, sidenote, it PISSES me off that they were like, how can we make her seem more EXTRA and they just renamed Vegan to “Ultra-Recyclo-Vegetarian” She doesn’t eat animals or animal byproducts, she’s a fucking vegan fuck off.

Tucker can tell what Danny ate yesterday just by smelling him. He’s a fucking werewolf. Your AU’s are correct.

FUCK YOU

“Maybe this isn’t the best idea.” She says, about ambushing her own daughter. 

I’m sorry but how are these children still in their custody?

“What if we accidentally hurt her?”

*looks into the camera like I’m in the office*

“The all steak buffet” I’m sorry, this is so laughable had BH ever been in a school? The school board might try a new diet for students (if it costed less) but they wouldn’t piss on a teacher if they were on fire.

I kinda prefer this exorcist vibe to the the little small wisp of ghost sense that happens through the rest of the series tbh

I like how this is just chill like, there are adults around but hey beat each other up I guess.

Tucker just deadass rats her out to a ghost, huh?

Hi this is terrifying, why can’t they lean more into this?

Danny: Get behind me!

Sam, sarcastically: Wow, I feel safe.

She has her moments, I’ll give her that.

I always forget he doesn’t have a symbol till season two. It looks weird...

“I... command you to... go away!” Oh Danny, you sweet summer child.

Suddenly I’m reminded of that one phic of the children... was that PoT? I think that was PoT. Pop.

Glowing, translucent, ghost food is canon, just gonna file that one away.

“Hey! It worked!” Oh my god you actual baby

He just slides in like this. My god.

“Repeated loitering by the girl’s locker room” well this aged like a glass of warm milk.

Also Lancer says that Dash made some touchdowns so he’s above the rules. Fuck Lancer. 

Hey look, the old Tucker/Danny ship name. I don’t know what the new one was but there’s the old one.

Meat

Trail

Dude has temper issues. Dude shouldn’t be a teacher.

Fuck Lancer.

“How is it I have the ghost powers and you’re the weird kid?” 

It’s because they decided his two attributes would be meat and perv. Don’t worry Danny, they’ll retcon you to be a perv along with your symbol.

Danny “I’ll knock your fucking block off” Fenton

God I love how fucked up the powerset in this show is.

When ur friend passes out before you at the sleepover so you just stay up doing nothing because this isn’t your house.

The fact that this doesn’t raise alarm bells again tells me Jack and Maddie really need to not be parents.

Jesus just leave him alone this is such a stupid plot and the boy is about to cry

He transforms like this

And that’s how Danny died the rest of the way.

Danny, falls through the ground in front of his ghost hunting parents: THANKSFORTHETHERMOS