Comrades, I'm back.
I had my annual meeting at the Transgender Woke Islamic Communist Atheist Cultural Marxist Femenazi Jewish Rothschild Anti-Fa Pronouns New World Order Shadow Cabal.
Talked to Bill Gates, did some coke in the bathroom with Elvis, shook hands with Stephen Hawking, took a selfie with Obama and the director of the FBI, got ice cream with the Joe Biden, and was taken on a guided space-lazer facility tour by the Jewish lizard people scientists at CERN, waxed philosophical about Marxism-Leninism with the ghost of Orwell, did LSD with Dr. Leary, chatted it up with the Free Masons and Harris, leader of the IIlluminati. A good time was had by all.
I have returned to let you know that in addition to receiving compliments from John Lennon and Paul McCartney herself about my killer fashion sense and radiant personality, I have received the blessing of Zorhan Mumdani and by extension Allah himself to take our revolution to a global scale when we get the chance. Just as my father Lev Trotsky always wanted.
This is certainly fantastic news. We now have the support of those in high places.
My plane to return to Hyperboria leaves in about ten minutes, and the trip from there to my vacation home in Agartha is about 12 hours by UFO, so I'll be back for a more extended period whenever that ends.
Continue our glorious crusade,
-Dear Leader VAE
