Oct 2, 2017
Me: *sees leaks for new Nexo Knights sets for next year*
Me: Oh gosh, Jestro might be turning good! :D
Mum: He could be a spy.
Me: :|
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Me: *sees leaks for new Nexo Knights sets for next year*
Me: Oh gosh, Jestro might be turning good! :D
Mum: He could be a spy.
Me: :|
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istg if my mother plays Caramelldansen on more time I'm going to LOSE IT,, like,, I'm just sitting here and shes in the kitchen PLAYING IT ON REPEAT
my mum is actively cheering for which ever team is playing the one I’m rooting for, even though she despises football and couldn’t give two shits about the outcome 🙃🙃
My mum has always used Internet Explorer and hates and refused to use Google Chrome so I deleted Internet Explorer from the bar so she thinks she can only use Chrome now and she keeps complaining that “it’s so slow” and won’t stop calling the computer a bastard.
okay but our chest freezer is just full of chicken and 3 packets of this chuck steak why
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I hate everything right now and i wish i could die.
Does anyone else get annoyed when your parents sassy out in front of your friend and they agree or join in and you're like bitch I asked you hear to listen to me talk about my celebrity crushes not roast me with my mum.
Disclaimer: Neither my mum or me are native English speakers. The only English words she knows come from TV, music or stuff I’ve taught her.
But she loves singing a particular song by the Rolling Stones.
Mum: “♫You cunt always get what you want...♪”
Me: “Mum...it’s can’t...not cunt”
Mum: “Oh ok! ♫You cunt always get what you want...♪”
Me: “Mum, you actually call people enculé de ta mère when you say cunt”
Mum: “That’s why they look at me weirdly when I sing that!”
...Yes mum.