Jul 1, 2022
I cannot attend work today as I have to kick a baby. I will give you 26 lightbulbs (approx), a stereo and a thick rope.
Have a lovely day Mr Mort.
Is this slang for giving birth? Or terminating an unwanted pregnancy? I cannot imagine it would take an entire day to simply approach a child on the sidewalk and punt it. On the other hand, one day off of work is not enough time in the slightest for any of the previously mentioned scenarios.
I do not want any of these gifts, what would I do with some muggle technology, a radio that is not aesthetically pleasing in any way, and - ah, I will take the rope.
Mr...Mort? You know what. I am not even going to ask.
