#mudge

DeeDee: Pick a card, any card. Moe: Fine. DeeDee: Wait, that's my credit card! Moe: You said any card.

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DeeDee: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat. Mudge: *sitting on the vanity*

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Rooney: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.

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Moe: We got a free day now. What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

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Moe: I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me first.

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Moe: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal, that's where the blood's supposed to be! Deedee: *facepalm* Rooney: ...

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Rooney: I keep a picture of all of us in my guitar case. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. Deedee and Moe: Awwww- Rooney: And I tell myself "If I can deal with my siblings, then I can deal with anything." DeeDee and Moe: Oh.

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*Don't Pull the Rope*

Moe: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep? DeeDee: Yes? Moe: We’re in too deep. Rooney: *facepalm*

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Rooney: How would you like your coffee? DeeDee: As dark as my soul. Rooney: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

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Rooney: *on the phone* Hey Dee, do you know my blood type? DeeDee: Of course, it's B-. Rooney: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!

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*Brotherly Love*

Moe, laying in bed: Get out of my room. Rooney, standing just outside of the door frame: I’m not in your room.

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Rooney: *speaking Spanish* Moe: I know, I know. DeeDee: You speak Spanish? Moe: No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Rooney speaks.

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DeeDee, shooing Rooney away: Can you go be depressed over there? You’re bumming out my whole area.

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Jazzmin: *asks what's going on* Rooney: Today, Moe said a swear word, so DeeDee said that she was going to wash Moe's mouth out with soap. Moe replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, he's been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles.

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Moe: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. DeeDee: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Moe: Not when you’re playing with Rooney, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

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Moe & Rooney:*Playing video games* DeeDee: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games? Moe: *silence* Rooney: *silence* DeeDee, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you? Moe & Rooney, in shame: Yeah...

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