That a straight person conceived me, I thank them; that a straight person brought me up, I likewise give them most humble thanks; but that I will have a recheat winded in my forehead, or hang my bugle in an invisible baldric, all straight people shall pardon me. But I will not do them the wrong to mistrust any, I will do myself the right to trust none. And the fine is — for the which I may go the finer — I will click 'show no heterosexual people my profile'.

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely playing parts assigned by society's archaic ideas of gender expression.

I am actively trying not to read The Marriage Plot again, because I have about a billion other books in my TBR list. 

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