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I don’t know if anyone’s done this yet, but I thought we should totally catalogue as many of the easter eggs as we can in one fell swoop, but also allow as many people as possible to participate. Anyone game? Reblog and add a new easter egg. 

Note: Huge thanks to @justholdinghandsok for beta reading because it was a disaster. 

“Do we really have to take him home, dad?” William asks, not really happy to bring Daggoo with him, not because he doesn’t like dogs, but because the puppy takes all his mum’s attention.

“She didn’t really asked me if I agree to take him, she called me and told me ‘Mulder, we have a dog now’ and literally just hung up on me.” Mulder says to his son, knowing exactly how he feels.

“He’s cute I can admit that, but wherever she goes he is hot on her heels.”

“Yeah. He kept staring at us when we-”

“Whoa, dad, stop! I don’t wanna hear that! Gross,” Will interrupts.

Mulder blinks at his son “I was gonna say…brushing our teeth,” he says. “Do you really think I would tell you if we did it?”

“Not ‘if’, dad. I have ears, you know.”

“Ew son, gross. And we were talking about the dog.”

He looked at his father like he was the kid, shakes his head and heads towards Scully.

“Hey mom, you won’t believe what happened in school today,” William tries to catch her attention.

She hums, but doesn’t look like she is actually listening to him, all the while cooing the dog.

William looks at the dog with jealously, and tries again, “Doesn’t it disturb you that the dog watches you and dad having sex?” This time succeeding at catching his mom’s full attention, while Mulder splashes water all over the kitchen table while closely following his sons attempts at engaging Scully in a conversation.

Scully throws a death glance at Mulder, as William squirmes nervously. He wasn’t so sure he could actually get her attention.

“Why don’t you like Daggoo?” is the only thing she says out loud.

“Mom we are here too, you know. And the dog takes all of you time.” he looks at her with the famous Mulder-puppy-eyes he inherited, making her feel somewhat guilty.

Daggoo actually reminds her of a puppy she had when she was a little girl, who was ran over by a car. She had cried a whole month, and never got another dog before Queequeg. Dagoo made her feel nostalgic, now.

“He’s just a puppy, he needs love and care, and maybe we can teach him some tricks.” she looks nicely at the little fur ball.

“I can teach him tricks mom. If you just let him out for a while.” William suggests.

Maybe she is acting a little territorial with him, but she’d just fallen in love with the little guy. “You can teach him tricks?” she asks.

William nods furiously, truth to be told, he really wants to play with the puppy. He is willing to share his mother with little Daggoo, if she is willing to share him with them.

Later that night after dinner, William takes the puppy, the dogs treats Mulder brought and heads towards his bedroom to teach him some tricks.

After the dishes are done, Mulder pulls Scully by the hand, and whispers in her ear, “Now I am going to teach you some cool tricks,” and with that he kicks their doors closed.