#mrpenguinpants

POV: You’re the traveler and just asked Xiao to say “nya” without explaining it to him

At first I wanted to draw him in his normal outfit but realized I have no clue how that worked, then I decided a maid dress to git with the “catboy” aesthetic, but then I decided button up without the buttons. As you can see, my talent is God Tier.

kaeya is the crown prince of some frivolous kingdom, and childe has been hired to assassinate him. he fails, for whatever reason, but not before a high tension scene where they're alone in kaeyas chambers and childe gets caught

childe returns no more than a few days later, showing up at a ball held to find suitors for the prince. perhaps he's crossdressing and pretending to be a suitor so he can get closer to kaeya. its filled with tense stares from across the room, and for my peace of mind, they're forced to dance together. no one else can hear the threats breathed between them as they glide across the floor. kaeya knows he's trying to assassinate him, childe knows he knows he's trying to assassinate him. you know them, *slams palms on the desk* there's going to be an unholy amount of flirting and the amount of tension in the room will be unbearable

Hi Pengu,

Don't expose me like this (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`). I'm allowed to be aggressive in Chinese. Also, isn't it 5am for you? You should be in bed!! Take care of yourself more smh. I know where you live, you can't hide behind anon asks.

Your last exam is next week right? I'll be sure to call you and cheer you on (u‿ฺu✿ฺ). Hopefully covid passes soon so I can come visit you to join your hibernation, I want to see your new apartment. It looks so cute. Please let me live there with your coding salary ♥ the jpegs aren't worth it 😌.

Hey Pengu!!

What happens here, stays here okay (u‿ฺu✿ฺ). Don't expose my secret dick-stepping kink. But I am doing well! A bit tired from exams but I'm getting through them one by one. Are you doing okay dear? Be sure to drink water and take breaks. I will never understand why you went into coding smhh.

Hi Pengu,

I strive to be the prettiest leech of them all (u‿ฺu✿ฺ). I'm glad to know our relationship is based on how hard you want to hold my hand haha. But please, what do you mean? You're so handsome and sweet ♥♥ my poor heart get's so flustered when you decide to wear your glasses. Also, if I didn't come over you would have starved to death because you don't. take. care. of. yourself.

That's okay!! You're probably busy with work and school, plus you live alone. You don't need to impress anyone yet so take your time. I'm sending you moral support and energy for that next week push. The day you wake up with the sun is when the world ends but Goodnight honey ♥