#mrozna

A small one-level stone farmhouse in the middle of nowhere. Solar panels on the roof for power, a well for water, some chickens, maybe a goat or two, and ofc fruit trees and an allotment. Completely off-the-grid, minimal contact with humanity (although Cobweb takes a day-trip to the nearest town every month to resupply on other essentials). A shed for the animals at night, and a small workshop set apart from the main house, so Cobweb can sate that need to Make Stuff.

On the inside it’s like a cosy old farmhouse, all wood furniture and brightly-patterned rugs on cobblestone floors. A wood-burner at one end of the main room, for the colder months, and plenty of blankets draped across armchairs and the sofa. A potted plant in every corner, window boxes full of herbs, and a decent-sized kitchen for Larch to experiment in.

This story taught me that the best way to get a man is having a box of sweets to feed him with. And a drug dealer as a wingman too. WHAT A STORY DEAR.

Give’em the good’ol razzle-dazzle by feeding them sugar and empty calories in excess. APPEASE THE LORD OF GLUTTONY

dziewanna replied to your post “They said they won’t search the other rooms, but the gal checked the...”

rude

I agree

mrozna replied to your post “Aaaand they gave up, finding literally nothing in that room”

Did he like the doughnut

It’s Antifa Scum Cancer Anon’s cousin, Ruining Games Jeff

Option 2 sounds good! As for decorations, is DIY ok? You could bake some cookies and hang them around. Not only they look pretty but they're also food! PROFIT

hanging cookies around might just trigger some complaining about “wasting food” or some nonsense, but diy decs should work....... 

I love the Important Ring fact

Important Ring fact, part 2: at some point, Cobweb manages to acquire a ring. it’s quite grubby, so she spends hours cleaning and polishing it until it’s spotless, and then gives it to Larch, telling her “this is because you are important to me”