#mr. luthor

lex gave a very intimate and detailed description of him overhearing two other inmates next to him having the hottest, dirtiest, gayest, prison sex ever and how it annoyed him. what he didn't tell daddy ricky (or as y'all may know him, rick flag sr.) is about the nights he got lonely and cold and started fiending for the chance to be bent over by Big Blue himself and pleasured himself to the sounds of his fellow inmates making the best of their bad situation. How do I know this? I know this to be true because James Gunn beamed this canon directly into my brain while I sat in that IMAX theater and watched Lex delicately touch Clark’s hand through the torture prison glass box.