#mr wisp

Mr. Wisp: William. William: Yes, dad.

[Bizly: He brings you over to the window and just stands there. He doesn't look at you yet. You guys both kinda just look out at Deadwood, and he looks up.] Mr. Wisp: If it It was a Satanic cult thing, you would tell me, right? [laughter] William: Dad, I promise it's not a Satanic cult thing this time. Mr. Wisp: This time? William: Well...Yeah. I mean...Okay, there was that thing a few weeks back with the lights in the woods, and that, and - that did end up being a Satanic cult. Isaac: That was one of my favorite ones. I love that Satanic cult. Mr. Wisp: I mean, and I love that you - William: Isaac might have joined it. I though- Isaac: I did join it. William: I promise I haven't. Mr. Wisp: And I love that you're getting involved in the community. [Charlie: [laughs]] Mr. Wisp: And I don't want to...And if you're making friends - William: I am, I am. These are the first friends in a really, really long time that I've been able to be myself with, and it's...it's, um. Mr. Wisp: You c -...you can be yourself with me- okay... William: Well, I know, dad, but it's like, you know, like you're my dad, so it's - Mr. Wisp: What do - William: - kinda...like, I guess you're my friend, dad, but you're - Mr. Wisp: Will, you're my buddy. William: You're my dad. Okay, so. Hm. Well, I mean, yeah, but I...like, not in the same... like I'm a...kid, so I need to have like other kid friends. But yeah! Of course, you're my friend Dad. Mr. Wisp: No, that makes sense. That makes sense. That makes sense. No, totally. Just be safe, okay? William: I will. Mr. Wisp: I'll keep an eye on your mother. Don't worry. William: Okay. Mr. Wisp: She'll be all right. She's stronger than all of us. William: I know. I know. Stay with her, okay? Mr. Wisp: Of course. William: Okay. [Bizly: He goes back over and just sits -] William: Oh, also, uh, make sure the windows are locked.

Mr. Wisp: Uh...You too, and...God bless you...? William: What are you doing, dad? You don't need to say... [Bizly: He's -] Mr. Wisp: I don't know. William: No matter what, no matter what, don't take those ice packs off her. And Dad, I know this is crazy. Don't go to church. Mr. Wisp: Okay. William: Okay.

[laughing] William: Don't go to church! Mr. Wisp: Is this one of those - is this a -? William: Yeah - Mr. Wisp: It's one of your special projects? William: It's one of my special...projects - okay, when you say it like that, it makes it feel like you're just saying that to entertain people. Yes, Dad, it's one of my special projects. Look me in the eyes, okay? Do I look like someone that would ordinarily tell you not to go to church? Mr. Wisp: Does this have something to do with your mother-? You shouldn't do special projects on your mother! [Charlie: No, I'm not doing a special project on-]

Norah: Have you done a special project on your mother-? William: I'm not doing a special project on my mom. You- Mr. Wisp: William, it's going way too far. William: Nobody else here is doing special projects on my- Norah: We're not doing special projects. Well, I'm doing It's one special project where I ask people if they go to church. Mr. Wisp: Oh! Oh. William: Yeah, no, that's what we were talking about. Isaac: Yeah, it's just like- Uh...Demographics Mr. Wisp: Okay. Okay, okay. How long has she been like this? William: Uh...less than a day? Mr. Wisp: Less than a - okay... Isaac: She came knocking downstairs at like, must have been 1 o'clock this afternoon. Mr. Wisp: All right, come on, honey. [Bizly: He starts to get her up off the couch and take her to the car, and he does pull the ice off just because he has to, to get her up and moving.] Isaac: Hey, William, do you think I can chug this shit? William: Isaac, shut the fuck up. Dad, I'm… Listen. I know it might sound crazy. I know that I sneak off sometimes. I know I say things that are really, really nuts, okay? But I also know that there's things both of us don't tell each other. What I need to tell you right now is that - Mr. Wisp: What do you know? [laughing] Mr. Wisp: It was one time in college, William.

William: What was? Mr. Wisp: What? [laughing] [Bizly: What is - ?] Mr. Wisp: Your mother's very ill, William. We have to get going. [Milo: I'm trying not to fujosh out.] [Charlie: What I'm -] [laughter] [Condi: Good Lord-] William: Dad, you said that was your hiking friend. [Condi: It just means like...] [Milo: I'm going to throw up.] [Charlie: Okay, okay, okay. What I want to convey to him is we both have secrets, whatever, no matter what. Please keep those ice packs on her.] Mr. Wisp: Okay? Norah: And don't go to church. Isaac: Never go to church. Mr. Wisp: Are you in a - ? Is - are you in a satanic cult? Isaac: Ye - William: No. Isaac: Okay. Mr. Wisp: Son. William: I know I - look, Dad - I would tell-

Mr. Wisp: You can tell me that. Isaac: Are you interested? Norah: Look, I've really got to go back to my parents' house, so they're going to walk me over there. So we've got to go now. Isaac: Yeah. Norah: Have a good night, Mr. Wisp. Mr. Wisp: Okay. Isaac: Yeah, get her to the hospital - Mr. Wisp: Ice packs. William: Ice packs. Isaac: Ice packs.

William: Nothing to do with the devil. Isaac: No devils. Mr. Wisp: It's when you say that it has nothing to do with the devil, that it- Isaac: It's just a bug - Mr. Wisp: - It sounds like it has something to do with the devil. Mr. Wisp: I know it sounds like - [Bizly: - he says that as he walks out the door.] William: Okay, just trust me, dad. We got to go. Peace. I mean, uh, peace. Uh, peace. [Bizly: You hear him whispering into her ear,]

[Zach: Okay. Regular success. You make some regular food. You guys are sitting on the couch next to William's dad, who is calming down a little bit. He just looks over at you guys and says,]

Mr. Wisp: Lui, a-are your parents not...

Lui: I was actually gonna ask. Um. What time is it at the moment? Cause they were gone at a game.

Mr. Wisp: Oh, I- uh- here, let me check.

[Zach: He goes to, like. He goes to look for the clock in the kitchen. And he stands next to you, William, and it reads about 6:30. And William, as your dad goes into the kitchen, he just kinda puts a hand on your shoulder.]

William: [sighs] Sorry, Dad, I um...

Mr. Wisp: It's okay. It was a little bit of a... well, a little bit of a bummer over there. Weren't missing much.

William: Sorry. I-

[Charlie: I hold in every joke because I'm not in a good position to make them. So I just hit like a [Hisses]]

William: [sighs again] Yeah, I-I'm still sorry. I um... I-I won't make excuses. I'll just do right by mom or else- um.. or else we're gonna be next.

Mr. Wisp: I'm worried about that...

William: Yeah...

[Zach: He just kind of, like, looks down for a while.]

William: This looks okay, right?

Mr. Wisp: Yeah, looks great. I don't know how to cook.

[laughter]

Mr. Wisp: Looks, I would eat it, though.

[Nate: You get the wet noodle part of the DNA from your dad.]

[Charlie: I think I might. I think I might.]

William: Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm glad I'm doing this right then, or we both probably starve to death, so...yeah.

Mr. Wisp: And for the record, I'd have stuck with him, too.

William: Thanks, dad.

Mr. Wisp: Maybe. I don't know. She's [pauses] a wonderful woman. Fear of god sometimes, son.

Mr. Wisp: Who the hell is Mark?

Ashe: Thats my dad...

William: [Gasps] Listen-

[Laughing]

William: Dad I can't go back to Deadwood, and if I don't train with Tide and these guys... I'm never going to be ready.

[Grizzly: [Laughing] It's called Deadwood! Holy shit- hahahahaha- your life is so perfect- you were born William Wisp in Deadwood Haha- dude it's awesome-]