Jun 21, 2024
Round 2 - Bracket 46
Ms. Dry Food vs. Mr. One
Ms. Dry Food
Mr. One
Voting ended onJun 28, 2024
Ms. Dry Food | Mr. One
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Round 2 - Bracket 46
Ms. Dry Food vs. Mr. One
Ms. Dry Food
Mr. One
Ms. Dry Food | Mr. One
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Conversations at tea time with Mr 1:
Crocodile: Daz, help me use this damn phone and tell me what the public say about me these days? I’m curious
Mr 1: *sighs and googles crocodile* I thought you didn’t care about these things or what anyone thought of you…
Crocodile: …well tickle me curious
Mr 1: *eyes widen as he sees Crocodile x Doflamingo fanfics/art…and then the crocomom theory*
Crocodile: *sips his tea and looks over his reading glasses at Daz* Well…what do the kids say about me?
Mr 1: …you’re gonna need a stronger drink for this
Crocodile: *iconic laugh* Let me see already…
Mr 1: *hands over the phone and goes to fetch the brandy*
Crocodile: *looks at all the fanfics/art…and then crocomom* BRING THE WHISKEY TOO! I’M GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!?
I do not, in fact, regret doing this
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“I wouldn’t say my height is anyhow relevant in my everyday life.”
“…”
“Usually.”
“...”
“Mister One is around seven feet tall anyway. 7′3″? How troublesome.”
No wonder he stays inside one room all day and night. It’s probably one of the fewer rooms with a high-enough door frame for him.
Round 3 - Bracket 23
Boo vs. Mr. One
Boo
Mr. One
Boo | Mr. One
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Crocodile really left everyone to go find his boyfriend, Mr 1 during the Impel Down arc.
Crocodile: *fighting the guards and then disappears*
Mugiwara: hey, where’d Crocodile go?
Ivankov: Probably went to the little girls’ room.
Jinbei: Nah, he said he’s gonna find his boyfriend…I meant henchman…oh God don’t tell him I said that! I don’t want to be gutted…
Meanwhile somewhere in Impel down…
Crocodile: *finds Mr 1* Hi, handsome…long time no see…let’s break out of jail.
Mr. 1: Yes, daddy…I’m ready.
two (2) leone jb fics for hatoful ship week
(as in, I realized two days into @hatofulshipweek that I couldn’t keep up with the actual prompt days, but I want to post my works anyway, even if they are embarrassingly late)
(also I’m turning most of them into leone fics. it be like that sometimes. I fucking love leone and I have no regrets.)
A dried out heart (And the sound of a gunshot) (cipolla colt!AU for @janiedean who introduced me to the best movie ever and who needs to see this shitfest I’M TRULY SORRY LAVI) - day 3
Lift me up, give me a start (Cause I've been flying with some broken arms) (a shuu route AU for @freenklin who has been SO VERY PATIENT when I was rambling about how much I despised leone in those moments. warning for dark topics and graphic descriptions - more details in the work tags) - day 4
the reason shit happens in hatoful boyfriend is that there's one (1) braincell in all of st pigeonation and mr one has it about 99% of the time