#mpsansy

- Ghosts are real. They exist. Deal with it.

- Don’t bring anything expensive or irreplaceable to the mansion. There is a very high chance it will be stolen, broken or eaten.

- Similarly, don’t wear expensive clothing that can’t be fixed with a simple toss in the washer, or bring food or drink that leave heavy stains. It is highly likely that it will be stolen, eaten, and/or spat or thrown at you.

- If you are susceptible to the following: heart attacks, seizures, visual or auditory hallucinations or delusions, panic attacks, PTSD flashbacks, phasmophobia, hemophobia, thanatophobia, mysophobia, phonophobia, acrophobia, explosive diarrhea or projectile vomiting - it’s probably best if you stay away.

- Do not enter any of the rooms that you haven’t been given permission to enter, written or verbally. In fact, just stay with us at all times. No wandering off on your own.

- If you encounter one of the spirits, you may try to interact with them. Depending on which one you encounter, they will be open to conversation. If they aren’t, it’s best to leave them alone.

- You may try to ask the spirits about their past lives. However, some of them don’t remember much from when they were alive, and the ones that do…don’t want to. So don’t be surprised if they either don’t answer or give an inaccurate account. It’s also possible that they may flat out lie.

- One of the spirits is that of a child, believed to be between ages 9-14 years old. If you see him, please don’t scream in his face. He finds that very rude and annoying. Try to be nice to him. He’s a very kind spirit and doesn’t get visitors often. That being said…

- While the child spirit may be kind, he is no pushover . He won’t put up with any disrespect. Likewise, the other spirits of the house are very protective of the child. Attempts at intimidation, threats or bullying of any kind WILL NOT be tolerated.

- Do not attempt to take anything that isn’t yours, or sneak anything out of the mansion. Even if we don’t notice, they will, and they will get it back. One way or another.

- No. We cannot and will not make the ghosts “go away”, so don’t ask. We are not exorcists. And the spirits were here first. It’s their house, they just let us live here.

- Similarly, no. We cannot and will not “summon” the spirits and make them perform for you, so don’t ask. They aren’t circus animals. They are sentient, thinking, feeling creatures with their own autonomy and free will, and treating them as anything less is highly disrespectful to them and us.

- Don’t bother asking for “proof” that our claims are real. As stated above, ghosts are real. Accept it or don’t. You asked to come here. We don’t “have” to proof anything. You are not “owed” proof.

- Failure to abide by any of these rules and guidelines will result in, at best, permanent banishment from the premises. You will not be compensated for any personal property stolen or broken, or for any mental, emotional or physical trauma, as we simply cannot afford it.