#mprompts

i have a long-running history of coming up with chaotic bangtan prompts to bother my friends with - once dubbed ~thot exercises~ ✨ - and i'm bored and one just popped into my head - so i figure maybe we can start doing them together 🥺

i shall present the prompt and my thoughts - feel free to comment, reblog, or even make a new post and share your own opinions if you feel differently! (just be sure to tag me hehe) there are no wrong answers - you're welcome to provide explanation for your choices, or absolutely no supporting evidence, just ~vibes~ 🤍

bts as iconic mall stores

namjoon: barnes & noble (or lowkey even borders, RIP queen) - dependable, cozy, and chock full of new things to learn and old favorites to revisit again and again. a respite from the overstimulation outside its doors - curl up with your latest find and stay for hours 📚

seokjin: if i say bass pro shops am i getting disowned 🧐 okok how about instead we go with hot topic (current era not the scary hot topic of my childhood lmao) - pop culture and anime references galore! adorable tchotchkes from all your favorite shows! you're definitely not leaving without at least one plushie! all in all, an underrated fave 🌸

yoongi: williams sonoma/sur la table - well-stocked, refined, and fancy enough that you lowkey wonder why you're allowed to be in here. what the fuck is a decanter? what purpose does molding ice into a sphere even serve? and why is that slotted spoon $45?! 🔪

hoseok: auntie anne's (or cinnabon, or jamba juice) - you spy it between the passing crowds and your whole face lights up. is that - could it be?! the stop that makes even the most chaotic of mall outings worthwhile. everyone loves it - and how could they not??? 🥨

jimin: tiffany's - elegant, stunning, timeless; you can't tear your eyes away whenever you pass by, it's all just too gorgeous, you have to stop and stare. (and wow, that model on the wall is stunning too 👀) of course it's far too expensive, but... can't a person dream?! 💍

taehyung: honestly? that new designer store that you swear wasn't here the last time you went shopping. when did we get a - gucci, burberry, LV?? whatever it is, it looks like a museum in there - and why is there a velvet rope and a bouncer outside? you don't even bother going in - everything is distinctly out of your league 👜

Beca heard a knock at her door and she hardly wanted to get up so, as always, she didn't open it in the hopes that the person at her door would just assume she was sleeping and go away. After a few seconds, she heard the knock again followed by "Open up, Beca". She sat up straight in her chair at the sound of the voice. Not in a million years would she expect Aubrey Posen knocking at her door at 3 AM. "I swear to god I will.. Somehow embarrass the crap out of you at rehearsals if you don't open the door. I know you're awake." Sighing, Beca pushed herself off her chair and made her way over to the door. Opening it, her eyes shot right to the bottle of tequila in Aubrey's had. A drunk Aubrey Posen at her door at 3 AM. It was as if she was encountering a unicorn or something.

"I've had a shitty day. Chloe is sleeping and has a test tomorrow so I wasn't waking her up. I feel like a loser drinking alone. I don't have anyone else." Aubrey was slurring her words just slightly as she let herself in the dorm and sat on the bed, holding the glass bottle up for Beca to take. "You know, seeing you almost be a real person for like five seconds is pretty refreshing." Beca smirked as she grabbed the bottle from the glaring blonde and took a swig from it, making a disgusted face from the taste. "Shit, Posen. That's intense. Not what I expected from you." She wiped her mouth off with her sleeve and sat down next to Aubrey.

"Why does everything you say to me have to be some sort of caddy comment?" Aubrey debated taking the bottle back from Beca, but the room was blurring a bit and Beca had taken.. What? Half a shot? "You need to catch up. I'm still feeling like a loser." Aubrey said as she laid her back down on the bed, even though her legs were still dangling off. Her and Beca exchanged a look and - having received the same look from Aubrey on several occasions - she took a much larger drink from the bottle than the first time. She shook her head, trying to recover, and attempted to hand the bottle back the the lump on her bed, who just pushed it away.

"So, what do we do now? Gossip? I let you vent about your so called shitty day? Whine about boys and broken nails?" Beca did her half-smirk thing and looked over at Aubrey who had begun to close her eyes. "Don't you fall asleep on me now." "I'm wide awake I'm just blocking you out because I don't need anymore negativity coming at me today." Beca laughed and silently wondered if she should lie back next to Aubrey, but she immediately forced the idea from her head.

"I wasn't being negative. I'm just curious. I don't do the friends with girls thing and you do."

"Oh, we're friends now?"

MGS

big boss, word prompt: names ocelot, post-MGS3 snake and raiden, post-MGS2 kaz and ocelot big boss and zero, word prompt: james bond let slip the dogs of war, chapter 2

GW

deus ex: chapter 1

OTHER