#mpreg writing

Hey! I’m Bowie!

Unlucky and hyperfertile guy who’s missed out on so many life milestones because he’s basically never not been pregnant since he was 18. Missed prom because his bump was too big for his suit, missed high school graduation because he was in the hospital pushing out a stranger’s baby. Spent his first year of college online-only because he was pregnant again and already showing. Second year still mostly online because carrying twins while breastfeeding two other twins is hard. Couldn’t go out drinking for his 21st because he decided to take a pregnancy test before leaving and it was positive AGAIN.

Retail employee who refuses to take maternity leave because that would mean admitting he’s really pregnant, coming into work every day with his uniform straining against his swollen figure more and more by the week. Insisting he’s fine and not letting anyone help him, while waddling and having to pause every few minutes to catch his breath and hold his aching, heavy belly. Trying to help a customer and cutting off his own sentence as a particularly hard kick causes him to double over with a pained moan. Vehemently denying every question from his coworkers about the changes in his rapidly growing body… right up until his water breaks in the middle of the sales floor and he collapses into laboring position, heaving and groaning as he begins to push against his will, still in the work clothes that stopped fitting him months ago.